Kazmeyer's Rating:

Starring: This is another one of those "newcomers" genre tapes where one random male star picks out eight or nine girls and tapes them screwing him and any other guy within reach. This time, it's Van Damage. Probably one of the worst names in the business, but I can't fault the action, and the women he's picked are quite amazing.
First up is Dusty Rose, who takes on Van in a fairly short opening scene. Not a lot of fancy stuff, just a good facial.
Next, a girl named Taz (she has a tattoo on her butt, guess what famous cartoon character it is. . . ) does Van and another fellow in a scene that proves to be quite an aerobic workout. Van swings this girl around and does some standing work that's quite impressive. This one wraps up leaving me asking. . . what is it with girls jerking guys off with their feet? Maybe I'm just missing something. But it's here, if that's your thing.
On to the third scene, starring a girl named Billy who has lots of piercings. She does a three-way with Van and another fellow, a fairly standard scene. Next is Chandler, yet another lovely girl with apparently only one name. She's probably the hottest girl on the tape (not to take away from any of the other scenes, mind you). Her three-way is *hot*, with some wonderful vibrator action before she gets down and dirty with the two guys. The facial at the end isn't the best. . . she doesn't dodge, by any means, but she doesn't seem quite so happy. Aside from that, she does a great job.
Next is Sasha and Van in the kitchen, a fairly non-memorable scene.
Lindsey is next, a hot little number who shows definite enthusiasm for the money shot. First she does a little dildo work, then more footwork (I just don't get it) and finally tackles both guys with amazing gusto. She takes one facial and one massive body shot and revels in it. A+ for enthusiasm.
Next up (yes, this one has a *lot* of scenes) is Keya, who turns in a three-way that seems kind of tame when compared with the rest of these. Hey, first time in the tape that Van is nowhere to be found. Then we get another Van scene with a girl named Aurora, more piercings here. They go from a massage to some fairly hot sex, but honestly this seemed like a bit of filler to me.
Finally (!) we have a scene with Lanna and another guy, which follows the standard porn storyline of sunbathing-masturbation-sex. To be fair, this is far hotter than most of those other loops I've seen. . . the solo work is worth the price of admission. When her guy finally shows up, they turn in a torrid performance that makes a nice ending for the tape.
What did you think of the film's production values?
Good. The video is what you'd expect from one of these pro-am tapes. . . the camera work gets awkward in a few places but it's not a bother. I did like the multitude of scenes in this one, too. Nine, count 'em, nine. Lots of variety, and they didn't seem really rushed either. The editors did a good job on this one.

This is a hot one. I had my reservations, as I've rented a few bad pro-am tapes recently, but Van Damage has a very good series going here. His favorites seem to be standing sex, footwork, girls with no last names, and body piercings. In a couple of the scenes, he swings the ladies around in ways that would lead most of us mere mortals limping to the chiropractor. All the scenes are hot, but the ones with Chandler, Lindsey and Lanna are by far the best on the tape. All the girls are enthusiastic and even when they're only playing with vibrators, the heat is amazing.

Chandler. I want to see more of this beauty, definitely. Heck, I want to see more of *all* of these girls.

The fact that none of the girls used a recognizable name, save perhaps Dusty Rose. If any of them continues their work in the biz (and I have no doubt that they will) it will make tracking their careers a bit harder. Ah well, I guess we can cut these first-timers some slack.

This one gets a solid 9. The girls are all beautiful and sexy, the action is fierce and frantic. . . truly a great series. This is the first one I've seen personally, but I will definitely be picking up more.

Posted By Kazmeyer, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM