Roger's Rating:

Tiffany Million is listed a Writer/Producer/Director of this video and she deserves a great big hats off for her efforts. This is one of those rare porn vids that actually has a witty, intelligent script in addition to hot sex. Ron Jeremy plays, Commander Duckbutter, an evil space overlord, bent on controlling Earth, and becoming the greatest porn producer of all time.

To achieve his goals of "Universal Conquest/Porn Dominance", he sends a small army of special droids with special talents to convert the earthlings. Thankfully, instead of the sci-fi cliche creation sequence, we are treated to a bit of space lesbian lust between Misty Rain and Felicia. These extra Terrestrial pussy lappers are indeed out of this world as they grind pelvises to pass the time. I guess in space they don't get C-SPAN to fill their days.

The droids created by Spoda (Million) have the ability to turn anyone the fuck into porn actors. In turn, anyone who fucks these converted studs will become porn sluts. What a concept. The first unsuspecting targets of Duckbutter's invaders are hick fishermen Tom Byron and Nick East. Their drunken outing is interrupted by too good to be true women, Jeanna Fine and Jill Kelly. Jeanna spouts in her machine like drone, such classic lines as "I want to perform fellatio on your male member" and "We don't drink, we just fuck." With that kind of sweet talk how can any inbred trailer dweller not fall in love? All kidding aside, the double fuck scene is blistering, complete with some good anal courtesy of Ms. Fine. After their tryst in the woods, both men are transformed into slick talking, cliche spouting porn studs.

Jonathan Morgan sends out two ace reporters, Sara-Jane Hamilton and Rob Savage to get the scoop. Hamilton is as cold as can be to her partner's advances. The duo are a bit too late of save unsuspecting housewife PJ Sparxx however, from the alien invasion. A dolled down Sparxx is visited by the dildo wielding Fine and Kelly who give her more excitement than a whole day's worth of Rikki Lake reruns. All three ladies burn up the couch with a foul talking, strap on dildo love fest. Once she climaxes, PJ is transformed into a whining, primping porn queen who ponders different lube types and breast enlargement.

Back to our two ace reports, Sarah-Jane sends Savage out for some take out food to get him out of her hair. Seeing a threat of being uncovered, Duckbutter sends Byron and East to visit the frigid writer. It doesn't take the converted studs long to warm up the pesky redhead. Within minutes, the busty Brit is slobbering all over East's pole while Byron goes "where no man has gone before." Unfortunately, we don't get to see any DP action, but we do get a couple of Sarah-Jane's squirt shots and a very messy double facial. Did some one say Blast Off?

Morgan, the editor of an unnamed adult video magazine, is the next to be visited by the cock sucking ET. This time Jeanna handles Morgan all by herself. Funny, he doesn't seem to mind however, as Jeanna transforms her computer like dialog into the smooth talking sex Goddess we all know and love so much. After some great shots of Jeanna's famous deep throat action, Morgan bends her over his couch and shows he can do more than act. Once he has dropped his load in her mouth, Morgan is disappointed to learn that Duckbutter does not want him as a stud. Guess you can't win them all.

Finally, it is Savage's turn to be turned. The final obstacle to Duckbutter's evil plan give in more easily than the Elite Republican Guard. A quick visit from his changed partner, and he new friends (Fine, Kelly and Sparxx) and the universe is lost. Sarah-Jane gets most of the dick action in this 5 way scene, with the other three ladies revisiting each other in the same bed. Coming in at the last minute to even out the odds a bit is Jeremy who plows deep into Jeanna's droid love tunnel. A great way to end this hot tape.

Overall, this tape has excellent technical quality, a good script which might help make it more watchable for the female audience and scalding hot sex, especially from Fine and Hamilton who sizzle as always. Rent it, watch it, love it.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM

Miles' Rating:

Starring: Tiffany Million was once a double threat: she could act and perform every sex act with abandon. Now you can add a third skill to her resume. She can write and direct. And based on this comedic sci-fi sex romp, she's got the right touch. Essentially a broad spoof, Million delivers a troop of sex androids wo upon penetration turn you into a sex-starved fiend. Sound like fun? It is, even with Ron Jeremy as the evil Commander Duckbutter, and sumptuous Jeanna Fine and ballsy Jill Kelly as two of the revenous creatures out to turn dull housewives into sex demons and limp dicks into cocksmen.

This is well-shot with solid tech work. But it's the funny script that holds it together.

The light-hearted plot is balanced by some raw, raunchy sex. Drunken bumpkins Tom Byron and Nich East are the first victims of that dynamic sex duo Fine and Kelly, and while the scene neer loses its humor, the sex is scorching. After the gangbang is finished, it's back to the comedy, with Byron suddenly transformed into a stud.

Fine and Kelly's attack on P. J. Sparxx is a dildo delight, and frigid reporter Sarah-Jane Hamilton is melted by the newest aliens, Byron and East, who open her up then shut dwon her inhibitions.

Maybe it's a little too silly.

Still, this baby burns on all jets: It's funny, raunchy, and never takes itself seriously. A 9.

Posted By Miles, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM