Mr. Lipps' Rating:

Starring: Whatever else she was or is real life, during her brief porn career, in front of a camera, Barbii was female lust personified. Not surprisingly, this diminuitive, well-buffed, and cutely freckled honey is the focus of this star vehicle -- and boys, she stars with a vegeance! She is ably assisted by three hot, youngish pornstresses of the late '80s -- Bionca, Nina DePonca and Brandi Wine -- along with able studs Peter North, Tom Byron, Ray Victory, and Randy West. The late Bruce Seven also deserves a big mention here. "Introducing Barbii" is a prime example of the kind of video that made Seven's reputation in the '80s as one of porn's greatest. With a few more appearances under Seven's guidance, Barbii could have been a superstar the likes of Ginger Lynn, had she not chosen to leave the business so early.

There's little to rate here in the way of story or sets. Ignore the "plot" about Barbii's dead uncle (Edward Powers, always fully clothed)"unleashing" her sexual drive. It only getsin the way of the on-camera action. The sets are entirely conventional. The videography and editing are quite good, far beyond merely serviceable.

Top-notch. This is video porn at it's most basic and best. Brightly lit, sharply lensed, no-frills fucking by some beautiful people. Barbii is electric in every one of her scenes, beginning with a masturbation session (fingers, then a vibrator) that spills over into a fantasy three-way with Bionca and Nina. That's enough fantasy -- when Barbii sees Peter North cleaning the pool she just has to tease that boy and then let him have his way! As he does, Brandi arrives to make it a merry trio, and Barbii takes a Peter-load in her cute kisser. We're next treated to a twosome with that beautiful piece ofbuffed ebony, Ray Victory, who is suitably enthusiastic about banging Bionca's box. Not to be outdone, Barbii next seduces her personal trainer, Randy, while in the next room, Tom and Nina have a very sweaty tryst, including some reverse cowgirl anal. I usually don't like intercut sex scenes, but these two are handled well, with little harm to the heat. Barbii gets so hot with Randy that, after he spews over her pretty lips, she demands that he gets his wanger back to work in her pussy! Talk about insatiable! The last scene is another fantasy, as Barbii does a teasing dance in a strip club before inviting Tom and another fellow up for some onstage stud duty. The heat builds beautifully from scene to scene. Just some prime whack material!

The cast, the hot sex, the crisp videography and editing, and most of all, Barbii. She's incredible. Wherever you are and whatever you're doing today, sweetheart, thanks for this memory!

The silly plot takes up a lot of time, but that's why God invented the fast-forward button.

As you may be able to detect, I kinda, sorta like this one. Of course, if you're enthusiasm for Barbii is less than mine, you'll probably not like it as much. In that case, I'd rate it a Bruce "7" because it is still an outstanding, no-frills porn video. But for Barbii's performance, my real rating is an imperfect "9". Want to get off? Look no further.

Posted By Mr. Lipps, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM

Heatseeker's Rating:

Starring: Barbii, Bionca, Brandi Wine, Nina DePonca, Randy West, Tom Byron, Peter North, Ray Visor/Victory, Steve Austin, Edward Powers. All performers did a fine job. Barbii is the star and provides us with a great show.

Nothing spectacular. One house with a pool. Music (Bad, but not overwhelming). a strip club stage.

A 1988 Bruce Seven production. With the usual spanking, anal beads, vibrators and Girl/Girl, hard sex he provides so well. The story is about Barbii, who is being raised by her uncle John, played by Ed Powers. The video starts out with Ed scolding Barbii for dressing like a slut and giving her a spanking and sending her to her room whear she proceeds to masterbate and fantasize about Bionca and Nena DePonca having a heavy Girl/Girl which she joins in on (mentally) as she continues to get off. Uncle John has a heart attack and dies and comes back as her sexual spirit guide to "Unleash" her from the sexual repression he imposed on her while he lived. We are treated to a nice three way with Peter North, Brandi Wine, and Barbii. A good sceen with Bionca and Ray Victory. A flash back and forth sceen between Barbii with Randy West on a weight bench and Nena DePoncha with Tom Byron on the livingroom couch with some brief anal action. The last sex sceen has Barbii working as a stripper providing us with a little dance before Tom Byron and Steve Austin jump up on stage and provide her with a threesome. The movie ends with Barbii standing over Uncle John's grave thanking him for release.

I liked the sceen with Barbii post spanking, masterbating on the bed/ fantasizing about Nena and Bionca then joining in. Looked like she got off real well in this sceen. All the performers also are un-enhanced.

The music as always is the bigest downer in porn. The acting is also lame, but sexual heat is what I'm looking for in a video, and this provides a fair amount. The worst sceen has to be the last one in the strip club. I think the sceen was watchable but could have been alot hotter, and should have been to wrap things up.

6/10. Barbii is eye candy and provides a good show even if she can't act. Not a bad couples film if the Girl/Girl isn't a turn off.

Posted By Heatseeker, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM