Dave Hardbone's Rating:

Starring: Rachel Ryan, Cheri Taylor, Brandy Alexandre, Kim Angeli, Tom Byron, Randy West, Jerry Butler.

This film actually had decent production values, with good sets and lighting. I'll even give some props to the script, with dialogue that maneuvers seamlessly through a silly silly plot.

The eroticism is pretty hot. The film's plot centers on a "telephone chain-fuck" (ridiculous, I know, but what the herll did you expect?), where various people are hooked up via phone for $10 and they fuck each other. We begin with a hot hot-tub three way starrina a very lucky Tom Byron (who really is at his best in this one), Rachel Ryan, and some young thing with a very tight ass (name unknown). After giving Tom a wonderfully generous blow-job, the Jane Dough in the scene gets fucked from behind and then sits on Tom's cock. God bless Tom and Rachel, who jerks Tom off while Jane rides him, and when he goes to come gets her tongue down where the action is. Wow. What a way to start things off. Next we've got a trist between Joey Silvera and Cheri Taylor. Cheri doesn't give Joey one of her trademark orals, but she fucks him diligently and then, in what I consider to be one of the stranger things I've seen in a mainstream flick, sits on his toe and jerks him off. It turns out to be strangely erotic, and Chere always looks great when she's coaxing a load from a hard cock. Next Jerry Butler and Rachel Ryan start fucking on jerry's couch. Brandy Alexandre brings Tom Byron into the scene, and they begin fucking opposite Jerry and Rachel. The couples don't interact, but there's plenty going on to enjoy nonetheless. Jerry for some reason gets a lot of props as this great porn actor, I've never seen it. His scene with Rachel is pathetic, but luckily Tom and Brandy are there to pick up the slack as Brandy romps vivaciously through a 69 and reverse cowgirl, climaxing with Tom cumming on her face. What a lady. Kim Angeli and Randy West then go forth as former lovers who have some revenge sex. Yawn. Kim's wet-nursing in this scene, and that's never turned me on in the slightest. Randy seems to love it though, freak that he is. He addresses her as his "dirty little milkmaid", and then fucks her with little enthusiasm. Quite frankly, she doesn't do much for me either, Randy,so don't sweat it.

Uh, what do we rent/buy these movies for? Oh yeah, the sex! There was lots of it in this one, and most of it is very, very hot! Hurray hurray for Rachel Ryan and Cheri Taylor.

Kim Angeli and Randy West. I've never been a Randy West fan, maybe its because I can't relate to him in the slightest. The guy looks like an over-tanned dinosaur, sounds like an idiot when he tries to act, and uses his cock lika a one-eyed mongoloid. Yawn.

8. 5 easy. Rachel Ryan, Cheri Taylor, and Brandy Alexandre all turn in some scorching performances.

Posted By Dave Hardbone, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM