Imperial's Rating:

I must go back to compiling my list of upcoming reviews for asm. I saw this flick last month and I've just realized that I haven't reviewed it yet. For shame.

Well I can't remember everybody in the cast but here are some of the stars: Ron Jeremy (getting grosser every day), Debi Diamond (ditto- after all she takes old hedge up the butt -yuck), Angela Summers (her screen return according to the box), Tiffany Minx, Nina Hartley, Crystal Wilder. It's not a great movie, though certainly no disaster.

What bugged me a lot was the fact that it was shamelessly used as a vehicle for promoting the dancing careers of those girls. Now, I'm a pornster but I am not into the dance scene at all. Just as strip-club regulars would hate -I imagine-to be shown porn flicks instead of live dancers when they go to the club, I am likewise annoyed at seeing lots of canned dances in a movie that's supposed to be porn.

As for the sex it's not very bad. Debi does 2 anals (you'll have to FF through the Hedge one though). There is a 4 girl lesbian scene (bo-ring) and a little orgy in the end (lots of girls and one guy-Gerry Pike if I remember well). A lot of resources are being blatantly wasted, namely Tiffany and Angela (both are featured in the final orgy in rather lukewarm lesbian pairings).

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Posted By Imperial, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM

Big One's Rating:

Starring: This is a very strange movie that purports to tell the story of a group of nurses and strippers who work at an unusually mental health institute. Some of the combo workers include the incendiary Debi Diamond, the hot Shayla LaVeauz, Nina Hartley, Keisha, Tiffany Minx, and hot slits and studs. Diamond is the glowing star of the show as shows sucks and boffs any C**K that comes her way, including the long and loaded schlong of an especially fat Ron Jeremy. I was strangely intrigued as Debi took a full load of Ron's testicle tonic and drank up every drop. What a trooper! And I was disappoined that while Keisha stripped totally, she was not ravished nor violated by a single penis. What a tremendous waste of an incredible female body!
What did you think of the film's production values?
Directed by Jim Holliday, this is a well-done, relatively big budget film. Sets were realistic, sound was good, the picture was clearly and the female bodies incredibly beautiful. The sex did leave a bit to be desired though, as women suck as Keisha, Tiffany Minx and others didn't have sex at all.

This is fairly erotic. Like I noted Diamond was good and LaVeax and Peter North did a hot scene which ended in Shayla taking a North load right in the mouth! But I didn't find Tiffany Minx blowing smoke rings out of her pussy erotic! And I didn't really enjoy the lesbian scenes. And I really would rather have seen Keisha the center piece of a great gang bang. She is just made to be covered in oceans of male residue. But maybe in some other movie.

Diamond is the best thing about this film. As usual, she is a sex-crazed animal who goes insane at the sight or thought of an erect C**K. And she does her best to make sure that when she's done, that C**K is a quivering, shivering mass of chew-up hamburger. Even Ron Jeremy was no competition for the semen-slurping Diamond. She has to be the best thing in porn today!

Unfortunately there was too much dialogue, too much story, too much acting and not enough sex. I wanted to see Tiffany Minx, Keisha, Summer Knight and a lot of the other girls get their brains screwed out. Didn't happen.

I expected a lot more from this film. I rate it a 6.

Posted By Big One, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM