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Splendor in the Ass DVD or VHS
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Splendor in the Ass Video
Splendor in the Ass Description:
Splendor in the Ass is also available in DVD
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Starring:
Tom Byron is miscast as the wealthy, bearded Sir Vanderbilk trapped with a wife, Sharon Kane, who just doesn't satisfy him. So it's up to butler Randy Spears to supply his boss with the hot action, which includes maid Carla Ferrari. Peter North, as Byron's son (!), is the only one not getting any here. . . until the plot and Nina Hartley kick into gear.
Nothing impressive. Your standard shot-around-the-mansion production.
By playing for laughs director Gerard Damiano sacrifices some heat. It's more about light-hearted banging than eroticism.
The girls are the whole show, from Rachel Ryan's shave scene, to Spears soothing Kane's aching, under-used pussy. Ryan's romp to prove North can deliver the goods is so hot the two decide to get hitched. Now that's scorching sex.
Byron wrestling that British accent. Carnal clowning is usually more fun than it is here.
A 7 for all the beautiful ladies.
Posted By Miles, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Splendor in the Ass VHS
Custodian Of Records Splendor in the Ass VHS
(U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Splendor in the Ass VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Splendor in the Ass VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Splendor in the Ass VHS or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Splendor in the Ass VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Splendor in the Ass VHS label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: G. Poole, Custodian of Records, Caballero, 15041 Calvert St., Van Nuys, CA 91411. Caballero hereby certifies that Splendor in the Ass VHS Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Splendor in the Ass VHS may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Splendor in the Ass VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Splendor in the Ass VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Splendor in the Ass VHS Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Splendor in the Ass VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Splendor in the Ass VHS label appears are archived for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: G. Poole, Custodian of Records, Caballero, 15041 Calvert St., Van Nuys, CA 91411. Caballero hereby certifies for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. that Splendor in the Ass VHS Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Excalibur Ent. Inc. may here upon rely.
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