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Play Pen Video
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Starring: This bizarre prison-based porn comedy comes with major pedigrees. it was produced by Chuck Vincent, aptly directed by Larry Revenue (whoever he is), and stars a half-dozen porn regulars from the mid-'80s. But somehow Jerry Butler, Sheri St. Claire, Tamara Longley, and Cassandra Leigh get lost in the dumb-ass stiry that drains some of the heat away.
Well-shot, as expected, but undermined by Vincent's penchant for broad comedy.
The girls do their best to overcome the cliches. Kimberly Pare plays the prison trouble-maker who refuses to throw her pussy into overdrive at the prison orgies. Kim's got the supple body and right attitude for the part, but the plot stumbles around until it finds its next set of cock and balls. Then Robert Bullock comes in as the new warden determined to turn the girls into--are you ready?-authors, songwriters, and clothing designers. That means the girls get ample time to waltz around in lacy panties and pump the warden when he's too hard to handle the job. Is this erotic? Marginally.
There is one solid scene, when attorney Jerry Butler battles a partition to nail client Sheri St. Claire. They capture the energy of two animals in heat.
The worst contrivance: Mad scientist Billy Dee and his ghoulish aid Siobhan Hunter go grave hopping to make a monster with a cock large enough to satisfy the prison's unquenchable jailbirds. Once unwrapped, he's rock-ready for the five-gal (and one monster) gang-bang.
A Sometimes heavy-handed comedy works (remember "Dr. Pentration"?). But other times it's just clumsy.
Posted By Miles, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Play Pen VHS
Custodian Of Records Play Pen VHS
(U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Play Pen VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Play Pen VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Play Pen VHS or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Play Pen VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Play Pen VHS label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: Sean Barrios, Custodian of Records, VCA Labs, Inc., 8484 Wilshire Blvd., Beverly Hills, CA 90210. VCA Video hereby certifies that Play Pen VHS Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Play Pen VHS may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Play Pen VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Play Pen VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Play Pen VHS Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Play Pen VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Play Pen VHS label appears are archived for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: Sean Barrios, Custodian of Records, VCA Labs, Inc., 8484 Wilshire Blvd., Beverly Hills, CA 90210. VCA Video hereby certifies for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. that Play Pen VHS Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Excalibur Ent. Inc. may here upon rely.
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