The Philogynist's Rating:

Starring: A plethora of starlets from the 80's, including some heavy hitters like Tracey Adams, Amber Lynn, Fallon and Megan Leigh. A compilation tape with eleven different scenes.

Piss poor would be too harsh. . . but close to accurate.

Below average. Not much chemistry throughout and the selections were hardly memorable. Most of the scenes were porn fodder. About three (four tops) of the 11 total vignettes were worth viewing. Also, some of the women - Tiffany Storm, Dana Dylan, Dina Deville, Krista Lane - appeared twice or more, where some of the top babes - Megan Leigh, Brit Morgan, Tracey Adams, Nikki Knights, Angel Kelly, Fallon, Samantha Strong and Amber Lynn - only received one appearance each. Rip-off!

The best scene involved the exquisite Megan Leigh and Tiffany Storm. A very sexy and fun coupling. Great view of hot bodies writhing together.

The chopped-up editing, the lack of foreplay, ill-chosen scenes, the bad production quality and the Krista Lane "hermaphrodite fantasy" sequence.

I give it a A very inasupicious beginning to what became a great all-girl series.

Posted By The Philogynist, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM

Jumbo's Rating:

Starring: Amber Lynn, Tracey Adams, Nikki Knights. This was an overwhelmingly disappointing film. I wondered why no one had reviewed this movie yet, and now I know why. This is a cheap compilation film with terrible production values, and overall weak performances by some of the better stars ever to grace their presence in front of the camera. Amber Lynn opens up things with a lame toy-infested tryst in a bathtub with some chick I didn't recognize. I didn't even get the satisfaction of watching Amber lick some serious pussy. Tracey's scene in the finale was better, but still lacking in film quality or any real passion.

I feel like I was ripped off big-time! Fuzzy picture quality, loud lame-o music, and the fact that this is a comp. film really pisses me off to no end. At least I have the satisfaction of warning all of you good people before you go wasting your hard earned dough on this low-grade crap.

Comp. films are not erotic. They suck. No story, no plot, no build-up, no nothin'. Comps with bad sound, lighting, and editing are much worse. That is what this piece of shit brings to the table. Look, I do like lesbian films, but I'm not a big fan of toys, and dammit, part of the fun of lesbian scenes is the build-up of sexual energy between two or more women. Compilations totally ruin this idea. I'm disgustapated!!!

There was one decent scene, believe it or not. Four chicks decided to have a bridal shower, and while opening some proocative gifts, start getting turned on and lubed up. The oils start flowing, and pretty soon there is a good amount of carpet-munching going on. Hot chicks with oil all over themselves is not bad, even without some foreplay. Don't get too excited, this scene is not good enough to warrant even a rental.

Everything except the oily girls bridal shower scene. I especially despised being denied a glimpse of Amber Lynn eating her girlfriend's pussy.

This movie is a worthless piece of crap. Don't exert enough brainpower to even think about buying, or renting this film. Trust in Horace, my son, and you will go far. 1

Posted By Jumbo, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM