Lance Long's Rating:

Starring:
Tianna, Lauren Brice, Kelly Royce, Stephanie Page, Brandy Alexandre, Cameo, Raven Richards, Joey Silvera, Tom Byron,Jon Dough. Tianna and Brandy were VERY hot in this movie.

Production values were very high. This is the most artistic porno movie I've ever seen in many ways, though it won't be to everyone's taste. It has no plot, but it's performance art. Rather than the stilted dialogue of some silly, pointless story like most porn, the girls almost chant their lines, like the refrain of a poem rather than a story. The punk soundtrack and modern art sets are outrageous!

Very erotic. Very original. Very nasty in places. It's porn as performance art.

I loved the outrageous, shocking feel of it throughout, but in particular I liked the scenes with Tianna (at her naughtiest with Tom Byron) and Brandy Alexandre in her classic position, on all fours with one guy screwing her from behind while she sucks another guy's C**K (Joey Silvera and Jon Dough the lucky guys this time). This is a surreal parkbench scene, with the guys wearing masks and derbies that made me think of "Waiting for Godot," I swear.

Lauren Brice was disappointingly unsexy to me in her scene with Joey Silvera, even with the help of some sexy lingerie. Also, they do some special makeup effects on Tianna that are kind of gross. They make it look like she has a pussy in her armpit, for example (which Dr. Lauren Brice procedes to eat). But, fortunately, that's separate from her EXTREMELY HOT scene with Tom Byron.

Despite its flaws, I still have to give it a ten because it's still one of my top 5 all-time favorite porno flicks. I've seen others in the same outrageous vein since, but this was by far my favorite in the Rinse Dream genre.

Posted By Lance Long, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM