Roger's Rating:

This second half of Pachard’s huge costume epic openswith ten minutes of recap from the first part. Basically, if youneed to know the plot, you are taking this too seriously.It’s pretty simple really, some warriors in rabbit fur havefound a magic crystal that transports them into the future. Thereare good guys and bad guys and all of them are smart enough totake a break from fighting long enough to fuck once in a while.

Now in the present, Victoria and Sabrina must find their wayback before Spears catches them and run them through. While thegirls struggle with the mysteries of the stone, Spears grabs somenew clothes and starts hanging out in a biker bar. Meanwhile, thegirls have decided that making love is the key to getting thecrystal to work, so they find the nearest van and start to makelove again. This time it doesn’t work so they join forceswith Spears to find enough sexual energy to make it work. (Wow,my head is spinning from all this plot.) They come across hustlerJoey Silvera and bimbo girlfriend Nina Hartley. After hiring thecouple to fuck, the trio of time travelers watches as a tearyNina takes her boyfriend’s C**K from behind. This is a scenefrom the first video, so nothing new here. Nice way to save moneyon scenes. The crystal works this time, transporting Joey andNina back in time.

Victoria is still stuck in the present, and somehow ends up asa model for photographer Randy West. This confuses poor Victoriato see her man in another form. While she struggles to adjust,Nina and Joey find that no matter what time you are in, barteringfor your woman works just fine. Dough takes the blond porn vetfor a prehistoric ride. This time, no tears from Nina, just thesort of sword swallowing pure sex that has made her a legend.Great oral action with tons of eye contact that nearly sendsDough over the edge. She takes charge of the warrior man andteach him how people in the future fuck. (I hope she taught himhow we bathe as well.) Nina’s nearly shaved box gets itsfill of hard D**K and she as loud and foul mouthed as I have everheard her. Jon finally rains down a torrent of semen, coveringNina’s fantastic ass and chest is thick goo. Nina is a newwoman and Joey is history.

Back in the present, Randy is having fun posing the bustywarrior princess in all sorts of increasingly more revealingposes. While her career shifts gears, Sabrina and Spears recruita British biker bitch to try and stir up enough passion to makethe crystal work. The three of them go to work on each other.This British woman is not much to look at and Sabrina seems tohave reverted back to her rather dull fucking style, so thisreally isn’t much to watch. Randy does his best, but justdoesn’t have much to work with here.

Back in the cave days, Joey gets tossed into a cage with ArcieMiller, another wild beastwoman who nearly sucks his C**K rightoff. She just can’t get enough of his C**K, slamming herhips down into his lap again and again until I am sure his assmust be resting in a hole in the earth. Between her wild hair andthe bars of their cage, the scene is really hard to see. Thissort of interesting shot is fine for a while, but makes the wholescene a bit of a mess. At least the facial is well captured. Thequestion is, will Joey live to bask in the post coital bliss?

Realizing the her friends do not wish to return, Victoriagives the crystal one final try. After some clever plot twists,Sharon Kane joins Randy West and Victoria in a three way to sendher back to her time. As before in this video, Victoria is onfire like never before. Got to hand it to Randy, he doessomething to get her juices flowing. This is the sort of heat wealways should have seen from Ms. Paris. Sharon, as always is intop shape and her presence seems to spur on the younger starlet.Fantastic double blowjob scene, that is the best moment in eitherof the two parts to this video. Victoria lies atop Sharon whilebeing fucked from behind and looks at the older blonde with suchan incredible need for approval that it just melts the screen. Ilove the enthusiastic handjob Victoria gives as she jerks Randyoff onto Sharon’s pussy. The best scene in the tape by far.

This was a good effort by Pachard. The story is not going towin any awards, and the sex is at time too spaced out, however,the costumes are a nice touch. As I said, with Xena on the TV allthe time, some of you might really get a kick out of bustyVictoria bouncing around on horseback. Ms. Paris gives some ofher best sexual performances in this two part video, as doesSabrina Dawn. Sexy porn vets Nina Hartley and Sharon Kane providesome wonderful class and heat as well.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM