Roger's Rating:

At a time when Xena is fast becoming a TV phenomena unseensince the height of the Baywatch juggernaut, this costume adultfeature, might be one to revisit. It has a huge cast, most ofwhom run around in loin cloths, as well as a credible story andsome good looking people getting boned. (He,he,he get it,‘boned’, prehistoric, he, he, he)

As life in this colony of ancients surrounds an old wizard,one couple seems to have missed the bell. Eric Price and a prettyblonde hook up on the floor of a tent, content in their carnalpairing and seemingly unconcerned about missing the tale of thestone. Eric gives her plenty to smile about. This is far moreinteresting than the growing group grope with extras outside thetent, and would have been better served on its own, rather thanbeing watered down.

Into the village rides Jon Dough, with sword flailing. Hechops the old wizard down and steals the magic stone, leavingVictoria Paris without her father, and very pissed off as shebegins her journey to find the stone and avenge her father’sdeath. On her road, she runs across Randy West, a warrior withhis own vendetta against Dough. They form an uneasy union.Meanwhile, back at the evil camp, Dough returns to his people.His reward for bringing the stone to Randy Spears is a turn inthe pit with two beastlike women, Tianna and Natasha Skyler. Theyfeed on his body like their very lives depend upon it. Not muchof a stretch for Tianna, who always fucked like a C**K starvednympho. Natasha, an underused, nicely build brunette, is quiteimpressive here, nearly matching superstar Tianna in terms ofintensity and noise level. Jon enthusiastically fucks bothacrobatic nymphs until he nearly collapses before shooting hisseed all over Natashas’s flat belly.

With the magical stone now in the hands of Spears, Victoriaand Randy West continue their pursuit. With the help of thecrystal, they end up in the present, witnessing Joey Silverabending Nina Hartley over a car and fucking her relentlessly.Though crying at first, Nina seems to warm up quickly. You see,they are fucking for an audience for money. What exactly that hasto do with the plot, is a vague at best, but Nina is toned andtight here, in all her glory.

With the help of mute girl, Sabrina Dawn, Spears is beginningto figure out how to make the crystal work as a time transporter.She gets him worked up and the crystal starts to work its magic.The plot has become so cumbersome, that any sex would be goodhere, and this happens to be exceptional. Sabrina, alwaysbeautiful, is very into her work here. As pretty as she is, anyoral scene with this woman was always great, and the energy sheputs into her fucking goes well beyond ninety percent of what shedid in other efforts. Their torrid lovemaking leaves Randy spent,but allows Sabrina to escape with the crystal. As luck would haveit, she is also West’s sister so the crystal ends up back inthe right hands. (God, this makes about as much sense as a Xenaplot.)

Later, by the fire, the women discuss the powers of thecrystal. This naturally leads to where all those Xena fans (Andjust why does every lesbian I know LIVE for that show?) wish theycould see, the two warrior princesses (Or is it Princi?) keepingeach other warm by the fire. The two, buck skinned beautiesreally make a lusty pair. Victoria dives deep into Sabrina’spussy, bringing the sometimes comatose pretty girl to life in abig way. In turn, Sabrina makes good use of her mouth over everycurvy inch of Victoria’s ample thighs and ass before probingher tongue deep into the shaved slit of the blonde Goddess.

With Sabrina now along for the ride, the trio continue ontheir way, stopping as Sabrina starts rubbing the crystal.Overcome with lust, Randy and Victoria start groping on theirhorse and have to dismount and go wild. Victoria (Who I stillthink looks like Jenny Garth) gives one of her very best blowjobsbefore straddling his prone body and really working her fantastichips. I often found Ms. Paris dull and lifeless in her scenes, inspite her wonderful figure. However, she is very into her rolehere and seems compelled to bounce up and down on his C**K, herhuge tits and soft ass jiggling about madly.

In their post coital bliss, Spears attacks. A vicious swordfight erupts, and somehow a rift in time opens up, takingVictoria and Sabrina into the future. What happens next? Youactually have to grab part two to see how things turn out.Overall, this is a watchable sex video. Great costumes, and adecent, if sometimes overwhelming storyline make it a bit morefun. Victoria Paris and Sabrina are just gorgeous and give theirbest efforts. Tianna and Natasha are also wroth a look in thiscouples friendly, better than average porn video.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM