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Never Say Never Video
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Starring: Kylie Ireland, P. J. Sparxx, Sahara Sands, Sharon Kane, Jon Dough,Peter North, Jonathan Morgan, Tom Byron.
A good word for PJ Sparxx who always look so good. She alsodelivers a good performance, but not as good as Sharon Kane's(who's a REAL pro).
Kylie Ireland also looks good, but her performance wasn'tall that impressive. Nice body to look at, though.
Now, get ready to laugh: Peter North and Tom Byron playARABIANS. Get ready for some of the WORST acting you'llsee on the screen.
What did you think of the film's productionvalues?
It's a sad attempt at a Jamed Bond movie spoof. Kyle Ireland Plays Barbara Bond, and her mission is tofind the workings behind a series of kidnaps perpetrated bythe "saddam syndicate". Gee, couldn't you get a little moreOFF TRACK? Wasn't 007 supposed to fight against the communists?
Anyway, the stages are cheap, the choice of actors is evenworst (John Dough, for example, plays "doctor Never"), andthe sex is not that impressive (save for the scenes withPJ and Sharon).
YET, it should be said that while most supposed mainstream movie spoofshave little to do with the movies they are trying to spoof, thisone does seem to follow a somewhat 007-esque line.
Not that impressive. The best part would be PJ sparxx sceneof "initiation" where she looks breathtaking. The SharonKane scene was also good, but since she's so old that takesaway some of the fun.
TPJ Sparxx. Definitely. Her scene was the best. Kylie was fun tolook at, but PJ was HOT too look at.
The idiotic choice of actors. I mean, seriously: Peter Northand Tom Byron as ARABS? What's next? Randy West as Peter Pan?The thing is if it's already difficult to buy thisBond spoof, it's a lot worst with the crappy cast.
A 5 based on the fact that as a James Bond spoof hardly convinces,and as a sex video it doesn't generate that much heat.
Posted By Reviewer, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Never Say Never VHS
Custodian Of Records Never Say Never VHS
(U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Never Say Never VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Never Say Never VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Never Say Never VHS or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Never Say Never VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Never Say Never VHS label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: M. Snyder, Custodian of Records, Sin City Video, 9155 Deering Ave., Chatsworth, CA 91311. Sin City Video hereby certifies that Never Say Never VHS Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Never Say Never VHS may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Never Say Never VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Never Say Never VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Never Say Never VHS Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Never Say Never VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Never Say Never VHS label appears are archived for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: M. Snyder, Custodian of Records, Sin City Video, 9155 Deering Ave., Chatsworth, CA 91311. Sin City Video hereby certifies for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. that Never Say Never VHS Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Excalibur Ent. Inc. may here upon rely.
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