Roger's Rating:

Kick Ass Pictures always mixes some humor in with their sex and this line is no exception. There are a lot of Latin-themed lines on the shelves, but this was one of the first. Like so many other Kick Ass/Andre Madness movies, this one is bound to be very well shot and nice looking. Most of the scenes in recent volumes seem to involve Latina babes getting pissed off at “white boys” and ordering them to have sex. I realize that I'm just way too WASP for my own good, but is forcing guys to fuck hot chicks some sort of odd torture in Latin American countries.

Kaylynn is a unhappy with her new job. She took the position to work with the animals, but Bobby Vitale has her shoveling shit. He's rather insensitive to her cultural diversity and that just pisses her off. Kaylynn takes over and forces him into the bedroom to service her. The dialog is pretty silly, but once Kaylynn gets naked, everything is just fine. He sucks her tits and toes before turning her around and letting Kaylynn's mouth carry the action. As always, she gives a superb looking blowjob, easily taking his cock. Not satisfied with just a taste, she mounts him and starts pumping her hips until that big, full ass bouncing and shaking. She looks best in reverse cowgirl, showing off her legs and working his rod expertly. Bobby gets behind Kaylynn and fucks her as hard as he can, but she wants to look at him. They do an interesting variation on mish with her legs crossed on her chest as he slam fucks her. He finally pulls out and shoots all over her face.

Alessandra Del Rio is a new girl who I've never seen before. Steve Hatcher shows up from the Department of Homeland Security looking for Iraqi nationals living in the United States. He clearly has his files mixed up and he quickly pisses her off. She tries kicking him out, but he trips over a huge bag of pot. Apparently that proves that she's Columbian and she is willing to keep him happy if he ignores the dope. Alessandra takes out her boobs and lets Steve get a taste of Columbian flesh. She's a petite girl who seems to have a pretty good sized ass, but the action moves too quickly to feet to really tell. He spends a lot of time licking her feet and her pussy before the typically short blowjob. (Someone explain why Kick Ass movies are cut this way.) Alessandra is pretty good with her mouth, but picks things up a lot when she gets on top and can shake her ass. Her energy level is pretty good and I like the doggy. She isn't as sexy as Kaylynn, but by the time Steve shoots onto her ass, Alessandra has earned an extended stay in the States.

Lilly Lee comes out of the Mexican embassy and is pissed off to see peace signs outside. She gets mad at Mark Wood, but he's just a G.I. waiting to be shipped out. She is impressed and reaches into his jeans to get a look at his cock. (The last movie I watched had Lilly saying she was Filipino and black and here she is listed as Mexican.) Mark gets her naked on the bench and starts licking her feet. He eventually works up to her pussy which seems to do less for her than his mouth on her toes. With her lips around his big cock, Lilly does a pretty decent job. She seems to have a pretty good time bouncing on his dick, but her overall heat is moderate at best. Her body is pretty good and she works well in several positions, but there just isn't a lot of heat even as she takes a big load all over her face.

Layla is very impatient after waiting for a medical quarantine. Wow, a SARS reference in porn, very nice. She gets very upset and starts cursing in Spanish. To prove that she doesn't have any disease, she kisses him square on the lips. The skinny girl throw him onto the bed and starts going after him. Layla has thick curly hair, perky nipples and long legs. He barely gets his pants undone before the stats sucking his cock. They 69 for a while, extending the oral portion of the scene quite a bit before Lee does deep inside this south-of-the-border sweetheart. Lee bends her knees back to her shoulders and really slam fucks Layla's pussy. Even though she is too thin for my taste, she has the best energy since the opening scene and really loves that meat deep inside of her young body. The doggy is especially high energy and great if you like girls with small, tight little butts. He finally pulls out and shoots his load right into her mouth.

Avena Lee is just reading and minding her own business when the police show up at her door. Apparently she kicked the crap out of her boyfriend and the cops have to investigate. The hot tempered girl takes a swing at the cop and then has to think quickly to get herself out of trouble. Avena has braces, natural tits and a curvy lower half that gets thoroughly examined. They both get really quiet as he licks her toes. There is no music in the background so the scene suddenly feels like we're in the middle of a library. Eventually Avena perks up, moaning loudly when he starts licking her clit. She has some good oral skills and gives a great looking blowjob. I love the way she jerks him hard and uses he tongue on his shaft. After sucking him so well, she really lets loose when the fucking starts. They begin in reverse cowgirl, but they pick it up big time when he fucks her from behind. She gets pretty loud as he pushes her legs back as well. Avena is a little soft around the middle, but a great face, great energy and she fucks like crazy.

The first and last scenes are by far the best of this movie. Kaylynn and Avena are the most energetic women of the bunch and they both look great. The rest of the girls have their good points, but never put it all together the way this pair does. The set ups are a little thin and we don't really get a whole lot of Spanish. As usual, the blowjob footage is cut much shorter than the pussy licking and toe sucking. The Chica Boom line should really be considered a Latin-themed line with a strong tilt toward foot fetish.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM