Roger's Rating:

Remember the 80's? It was a time when porn had dialog, the stars had big hair, big bushes, natural tits and most of them were dual-input only. The guys often had hair that matched the women. (In this movie Erica Boyer and Steve Powers share the same do.) They also had to get and keep their dicks hard without the plethora of ED drugs used today. Of course it wasn't all good in the good old days. The cameras weren't as good, the sex scenes weren't shot with the kind of skill used today and the scenes offered don't hold up well. Of course Bruce Seven and Michael Cates are in charge this time and that bodes well for a good movie. Also on the side of good this time around is the case. We already know that I have had a huge boner for Christy Canyon since I was just a young lad, but the rest of the cast is also hot. Erica Boyer was one of the best performers of the era, doing anal and DP before it was mandatory. Heather Wayne and Cara Lott were both highly underrated and Ms. Nicole West had that nasty girl with the cute face thing going for her.

Erica Boyer and her friend Cara Lott are sitting around talking about their sex lives. Erica is shocked to find out that her blonde friend has been fucking other men when her husband goes out of town. It's all about fulfilling fantasies and somehow that makes it ok. On cue Dan T. Mann shows up. He's a lifeguard at the club and is about to fulfill Cara's desires. He is quite happy so pull her up into his lap and suck on those tiny titties. Cara has a nice oral style, licking her tongue out from between her lips to get his shaft nice and wet. Even though the mid-80's style of shooting leaves something to be desired, you can tell that the people shooting this one (Cates & Seven) were thinking about the guys in the audience stroking their cocks. We get some really nice butt shots during cowgirl and even a great big facial. This isn't an outstanding scene, but it isn't too bad either.

Erica's husband (Steve Powers) is on his way out of town for a meeting. Erica isn't happy and gives him something to remember before he goes. Her blowjobs are outstanding, but this one is so short that you can't help but be a little disappointed. We get some more when they slip into 69 and Erica grinds her ass on his face. Always a vocal performer, Ms. Boyer is happy to encourage him during a brief RC and mish fuck. Steve pulls out and leaves jizz all over his wife's hard abs.

With her husband out of town, Erica has to call the plumbers. Tom Byron and Marc Wallice show up and leave their partner, Nicole West in the car. While they work on the pipes, Erica calls her friend Christy Canyon. Christy can't come over right away because she has Steve Drake between her thighs. As soon as the call ends Christy gets down to some serious moaning as Steve works through the forest to get to her clit. The blowjob she gives in return is short and shot from halfway across the room so it's a big disappointment. The fucking is much better primarily because it features Christy on her back with her big tits shaking and her legs up on his shoulders. Anyone who likes Christy will enjoy her solid fuck and the way she strokes his load onto her stomach. (Though higher would have been good, yeah?)

Erica is getting hot on her own in the shower. Her fingers find her pussy and her mind wanders to Cara masturbating with a silver vibrator. The dual solo scenes are hot with Erica fingering her ass and Cara going a little nuts on the metallic toy. Right in the middle of her solo session, the plumbers finish up and walk in on Erica. They find the lady of the house naked and bent over a couch. Tom slides in behind to lick her slit while Mark puts his little dick right into Erica's mouth. Easily handling the meat in her mouth Erica is ready to let the guys switch so she can work on Byron for a while. Mark gets his cock into her ass just in time for Byron to slide down and give her a hot DP. Apparently the idea of cheating no longer bothers this horny housewife. Nicole gets bored and walks in. Naturally she wants some too. This girl is super sexy, but is about as skinny a Wallice's dick. Both girls get fucked now and they even tease each other a bit. There isn't enough footage of either girl because we're moving around too much, but there is sill some memorable action. Nicole in reverse cowgirl is a treat and makes Marc pop. Erica wraps her tits around Tom's dong until it explodes all over her cleavage and tongue.

Later that day Christy joins Erica in the Jacuzzi. Erica tells her friend that has been fantasizing about her husband cheating while he's on the road. The dream girl is hot little Heather Wayne who really knows how to shake her ass. We go back and forth between Heather and Steve and Erica and Christy. Watching Erica suck on Christy's massive mams is really the highlight here. They hook up for a rather low impact veggie scene, but the breast play is fantastic. Erica slaps her tits on Christy's ass and starts to heat things up right as we switch to the other scene. Heather is bent over with Steve playing with her slit. I always saw Ms. Wayne as a poor man's Traci Lords with the pale skin, fuck-me face and delicious pussy. Nothing hot really happens before we switch back to Erica fucking Christy from behind with a toy. The shadows make some of the action hard to see, but this is still the best stuff going on. The fantasy fuck between Heather and Steve finally warms up when she gets into reverse cowgirl, but the blurry edges make it kind of dull.

Erica tells Christy that she has always wanted to seduce a guy with the help of a friend. On cue, Peter North shows up. He's a missionary who doesn't know what he's walking into. Throw in a few “burning bush” jokes and some flat dialog and you have all the set up you need. They quickly undress him and after the expected protests Peter sits back and lets the girls pass his cock back and forth. Erica takes the first shift while Christy rubs her slit and waits. It is nice to see a woman slowly take her top off like this and once Christy gets naked, she takes her turn on Peter's big cock. The tit shots get even better when she goes for some reverse cowgirl on his cock. Erica tries to suck Christy's nipples, but has a hard time keeping her boobs still. Always in on the action, Erica slaps her tits on Christy some more while waiting to be fucked. He finally drills the girls one at a time in mish with Erica pulling Christy's legs back for some great penetration. Peter's legendary load ends up on Erica's ass. Kind of a waste, but this is still the best scene of the movie.

This movie really is pretty disappointing. It isn't nearly as hot as I remember and in spite the impeccable pedigrees of those involved, this “dream” comes up well short. Most of the problems come from how dated this movie looks. Splitting up scenes and giving us hazy dream sequences is something that most directors shy away from today. Sadly though the lack of quality blowjob footage has recently made a come back. Christy Canyon looks great and does a nice job in the finale. Erica Boyer does a good DP, but Nicole West is wasted in her all-too-brief appearance. There is actually some good solo action as Erica and Cara spend some quality time alone. It isn't a bad movie really, but it is disappointing in that we don't get to see the very best that everyone has to offer. Pick it up if you dig light 80's porn with great tits and couples friendly sex.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM