The Scarlet Pumpernickel's Rating:

Starring: Starring: Blondi, Stephanie Rage aka Rebecca Rage, Rachel Ashley, Keisha, Alena Ferrari, John Wright, Tony Montana, Rick Savage, Buck O. Rogers.
Blondi is her usual sweet sexy self. Cute Stephanie Rage's two scenes were the best.

Production values were good. The camera work and closeups are very good, it makes pretty standard fare sexwise seem much more erotic. Could have used a facial or two.

This one's a hoot, half the fun is the awful jokes. Oh God it has a plot and a laugh track too. Think community theater with sex. Its a take off of the old I love Lucy sitcom. Yes, you heard right "I love Lucy" porno, Desi Arnez (Ricky Ricardo) must be jacking off in his grave. Turns out that Ed Sullivan is going to broadcast live from Dickie's club, the Copa Havana. Lucy (Blondi Bee) is deliciously petulant when Dickie Izhardo (Tony Montana) says she can't be on Ed Sullivan because she just gets into too much trouble. Like the time when stole John Holmes d**k print from the Pussy Cat lounge, broke it and managed to give somebody a do it yourself circumcision. (If they ever made this earlier installment only God knows, they did make a sequel to this called "Lucy has a Ball"). Dickie leaves Lucy alone with her best friend Bethel Hurtz (Stephanie Rage AKA Rebecca Rage) while he goes to the "boxing match" with Bethel's husband Ed Hurtz. Lucy needs to think up a plan to get on that show. She thinks best seemingly when she gets down and dirty with Bethel. Blondi seems to enjoy her tryst with Stephanie Rage, they have chemistry, but her pussy eating is a bit too dainty for my tastes. (Her best lezbo action is in "Hard Rockin' Babes"). Oh yes, Lucy (Blondi) yells Babaloo Babaloo when she reaches orgasm (nice touch eh?). Dickie and Ed Hutz night out on the town. They haven't gone to a boxing match after all. They're out cheating on there wives with oil wrestlers, naughty boys. Ok, technically the girls cheated first, but poor Bethel Hurtz has to get the cobwebs out of her pussy somehow since Ed Hurtz has lost the recipe for wood at least where his wife is concerned. Where's Bob Dole and his little blue pill when you need it. Dickie (Tony Montana) and Ed Hurtz go back stage with Keisha and Rachel Ashley. Keisha seems to be the most rubenesque that I've ever seen her. But she is still hot guys, besides if you like early to mid 1980's Keisha your probably a chubby chaser anyway. I think they put her on a diet after this. Keisha's pussy is nicely trimmed (it must be Blondi's influence). Ed Hurtz is able to find the recipe for wood with Keisha --- That chick knows more than one way to get milk out of a bone. Between Dickie's fishy smelling shorts and oil stains on Ed's crotch the girls get wind of their husbands' adultery and vow to teach their philandering husbands a lesson. Some time later Lucy and Bethel, wearing ridiculous masks, sneak onto the set of Ed Sullivan and sabotage the greenroom buffet. Lucy, still wearing her mask tries to seduce her husband, the babaloos give her away and Dickie claims he knew it was her the whole time. As usual Tony Montana and Blondi look good together, but I've seen them more passionate. Bethel finds the man of her dreams Ed Sullivan, the big stiff himself and its right to the casting couch with her. The guy, I don't know his name, really looks like Ed Sullivan. Its disturbing. Ed Sullivan gives Bethel "a really big shew" Bethel (Rage) gets everything Sullivan has. I thought the couch was going to break or poor Bethel split in two. Ed gives a cum shot worthy of Peter North. Very hot scene

Stephanie rage and the campy script. They must have rolled alota joints to write this one.

No facials at all.
(P. S. If you want to see Blondi take it in the face buy "Cheerleader Academy")

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Posted By The Scarlet Pumpernickel, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM