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Samantha Fox, Veronica Hart, Sharon Kane, Tiffany Clark, Denise Powell, Lisa Be, Sanja Sorrello, Bobby Astyr, Fred Lincoln, Gregory Lions, Michael Bruce, Richard Bolla, Randy Grant, Ron Jeremy, Rod Pierce.
XXX
Couples
Historical Reference
83 min.
By:
Caballero
11256V1
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Liquid Assets Video
Liquid Assets Description:
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Starring: Bobby Astyr is a rich man with tax problems. Tiffany Clark is an actress and his girlfriend. Samantha Fox and Lisa Be are rival theater critics seeing Bobby on the side. Veronica Hart is cast againts type as a coarse, untalented actress, and her talents are largely wasted. Ron Jeremy is his lawyer, and R. Bolla is a tax consultant. Roderic Pierce is a playright and director, and Sharon Kane is his assistant. Sanja Sorrello, whom I have never seen in another film, is a would-be actress who reads her lines like a bad telemarketer. The entire cast did a good job, although some were guilty of overacting. This is probably the director's fault, however.
It was well produced. The sets and costumes are quite satisfactory, and the technical material was well-handled. The plot, a variation of the straight film The Producers, is clever, and the script is witty.
A good porn comedy lets the plot take a rest when the sex starts, but this one violates the principle. The performers have to speak scripted dialogue all though the sex scenes and this kills the illusion of believable sex. Samantha and Lisa are nearly good enough to bring it off, but the others are not. Also, some sex scenes are played for laughs. As an example, we see a nitwit judge giving a lecture on the evils of pornography while Tiffany is giving him a blowjob. It is not easy to fully enjoy the erotic value of her beautiful face filled with cock while you are cracking up over the funny speech.
For most of the movie, Sanja teases us with her spendid big tits, while fending off horny men with the line "I'm not that kind of girl". When she finally gets down to it, she discovers that she really is that kind of girl.
Ron's only sex scene was with his inflatable love doll. While I admit it was hilarious, as only he could have done, I just have little use for a sex scene without a woman.
As pure comedy, it is easily an 8. As pure porn, it is only a This averages out to 5
Posted By The Walrus, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Liquid Assets VHS
Custodian Of Records Liquid Assets VHS
(U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Liquid Assets VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Liquid Assets VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Liquid Assets VHS or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Liquid Assets VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Liquid Assets VHS label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: G. Poole, Custodian of Records, Caballero, 15041 Calvert St., Van Nuys, CA 91411. Caballero hereby certifies that Liquid Assets VHS Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Liquid Assets VHS may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Liquid Assets VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Liquid Assets VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Liquid Assets VHS Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Liquid Assets VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Liquid Assets VHS label appears are archived for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: G. Poole, Custodian of Records, Caballero, 15041 Calvert St., Van Nuys, CA 91411. Caballero hereby certifies for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. that Liquid Assets VHS Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Excalibur Ent. Inc. may here upon rely.
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