The Philogynist's Rating:

Starring: Jeanna Fine (sexy) and Lauren Brice (gorgeous). Also Lois Ayres and Natash Skylar. Acting's decent and the sex is smoking, when not interferred with by directing and editing.

The directing was shoddy and the editing either rushed or performed by someone with brief nercoleptic fits. The lighting added a haze to the proceeding at times, the sets were the director's apartment, the costuming negatable and the script was probably four sentences and then actress ad-libbing.

Hot, when given the change to be so. A couple of below average strip sessions for Natasha and the Stunning Lauren due more to poorly chosen music and shoddy directing than unerotic dancing. The first sexing has girlfriends Jeanna and Lois make use of whip cream, cherries, chocolate syrup and phallic fruit. Large and slightly hooked-nose Lois does a great job of pleasing her partner. Jeanna "Ever So" Fine is at her most alluring, all-natural best. Lovely, smooth features, non-enhanced tits and just a gorgeous ass. She displays about the most inviting spread legs you'll ever see. The scene in the movie. Next, Lauren Brice masturbates while dreming of Natasha. The images of Natasha is like a strange combo of stop-motion photography and digital tampering. (If your girlfriend sucked as often as this director you'd be having an orgasm every five minutes. ) Lauren's fantasy picks up to where she has sex in a bubble bath with Natasha. Lots of pussy sampling. The best is for last as Lauren is prodded into a threesome with her roommates, Jeanna and Lois. This garners explosive results, especially when Jeanna and Lois jointly savor Lauren's pelvic goodies. Lauren's more laid-back performance works well as she allows the experienced dui to set the erotic pace.

Jeanna's at her sexiest in appearance. Lauren's supermodel beauty and the erotic contrast between her luscious, red mop and her black, generous bush. The sex is of top content, but does not sustain it on account of the editing and directing.

Director Angel Kelly. For some reason she assumes it apropos for a lesbian film to have bush-league directing. I wouldn't let her direct a traffic jam. The repeated action creates a monotony that cools off some of the heat. And Natasha has a cute little frame, but her plain face does nothing for me. Or for her, either. (It's not always easy to live up to my internet handle. )

I give it a 7, solely on the merits of the beauties, Jeanna and Lauren. And in case I was unclear earlier in my review, the firecting was as enjoyable as eating a bucket of soup off a dirty floor with chopsticks while suffering through a hangover during a power outage. Maybe less so.

Posted By The Philogynist, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM