Roger's Rating:

These two-disc marathons from Jules Jordan are always a whole lot of work for everyone involved. They are clearly a lot of for Jules himself. The care and detail given to each scene tells us that they are a lot of work for everyone involved with the production. They have grown increasingly long, making them a whole lot of work to review. I would also imagine that they present the viewers with a whole lot of work as well. When you have a thoroughly strokeable flick that runs three hours and then some, it takes a lot of lube and strong forearm muscles to get through. This anally-oriented worship session stars a few new girls mixed in with some famous buns. Contract beauty Lanny Barbie is an interesting girl for a hare-core flick like this. We have seen her in pretty movies, but now we get to see how she performs in a Jordan flick. Kami Andrews is also an interesting choice. We are used to seeing Kami in some of the most extreme sex scenes in the business. She excels in these roles, but it will be nice to see what happens when Jules shoots her.

Maryanne is the owner of the first ass of the flick. She's a cute blonde with a nice little bubble butt. Jules has her pose on the stairs, lifting her skirt and pulling her panties in between her cheeks. She makes her way up the stairs and bends over the bathroom counter to have her ass worshipped by Jerry. He gets he tongue and fingers up in there and makes her happy while showing off her assets to the camera. I love the big smile on her pretty face when she gets a good look at his cock. The camera lingers around her, showing us all of her pretty parts. Maryanne doesn't really do much sucking though. She plays with his dick and then backs her ass up to rub against him. Jerry bends her over and slips right into her pussy. The ass and leg shots here are perfect and Maryanne keeps the cute smile on her face as she gets drilled. They get her in doggy where she wiggles her ass an invites him in. Jerry pushes into her hard, working that backdoor and letting her do the dirty talking. The anal action is perfectly filmed and very good. Jules has her stop for A2M which is pretty silly and appeals only to guys who are looking A2M for its own sake. In the middle of great anal sex, breaking for something that just isn't sexy on any level is common, but thankfully Jules doesn't over do it here. It's just that one break in the middle of a great looking anal scene that features this teen's hot little body. Even with the great anal action, the scene feels a little long at fifty minutes. It ends well though with Maryanne jerking him off right onto her face. The load is pretty good and this babe is a very hot anal teen who wears cum perfectly.

Lanny Barbie is in her standard issue fishnets and sitting on a piano bench when her scene begins. It may not be all that different from so many other outfits/tease segments, but Lanny is freaking gorgeous and she really shows off that great, big ass as she strolls up the stairs. Jules keeps the gorgeous creature to himself and who can blame him. She is groping for his cock and he gets out of his clothes. Lanny looks super charged and ready to fuck. As soon as she gets a look at his cock, the beautiful girl goes right to work finishing it off. The blowjob is pretty good, though the camera seems to be all over the place as she downs the dick. He settles her down by spreading her thighs and fucking her pussy hard. Her pussy is tight and she looks as hot as ever. After getting fucked for a while, she shoves his dick back into her mouth to make sure it's nice and wet. Jules rolls her into spoon and goes into her big butt. Proving she can really take it, Lanny gets on top and rides his cock hard. The doggy is fantastic and proves that this girl can do a lot more than just look pretty. Jules has her in position for a good tit fuck, but instead just blasts right onto her pretty face. We may never see Lanny in a scene this hot again so enjoy it.

We have seen Kami in a lot of anal scene, but we haven't seen her in a movie that allows her to really strut her stuff like she does here. Jules has her in striped tights that show off her thunderous cheeks. Even in this movie she is going to take on three guys at once. They start by shoving a butt plug into her ass to keep that whole busy while she sucks cock. She gets fucked in the pussy at the same time that her mouth and ass are busy, but there is a whole lot of toy play that kind of delays the action. Once the ass fucking starts, Kami shines. She is one of the beat anal performers in the business and brings a whole lot of energy to the table. Brett Rockman throws her legs up over her head and uses that long cock to batter both her pussy and her asshole. It is really nice to see her in a scene that isn't designed to make us gag. The guys just ram the hell out of her ass in some outstanding DP footage. The strong action ends when the guys shoot loads onto her ass and she scoops it into her mouth. Not a great finish, but an outstanding scene. Anyone who already loves Kami needs to get this scene to add to his collection. Anyone who has ever wondered just how hot she can be should watch this scene.

Georgia X is a blonde girl with a smile that is so amazing that you could almost overlook that great big ass. Jules makes sure that we get a good look at her ass though. He has her shake it and then lets it jiggle all the way into the house. The ass play intensifies as he spanks her, oils her up and then does stupid A2M tricks. When they finish with that she starts sucking cock. Someone already got to Georgia and told her that she has to make stupid throat noises instead of giving good head. What a huge waste this is. After wasting the blowjob, we do get some really good doggy action as she takes it from behind. This girl really has a great ass, but I'm totally sold on her whole look. She's cute, has a great smile, nice tits and seems to love taking cocks in any hole. Her only weakness seems to be the refusal to actually suck dick without stupid fowl noises. The anal action is fantastic and she takes a great facial at the close of the scene. I really like this girl and hope she will realize that she doesn't have to make those stupid noises to be sexy.

Disc two starts off with Terri Summers in a long black coat and dark glasses. She strips down to a little outfit that is little more than strips of cloth that don't cover much of anything. Terri prances around in front of Jules' trophy case and shows off her ass during a ten minute tease sequence. Jules slides in behind her to check out the ass. She gives a really good blowjob, but it gets cut short in favor of some anal toy play. In a movie this long I would think that we wouldn't have to cut the BJ's short like this. Teri is a very good looking girl who has a lot of energy as he starts fucking her. In no time at all she is taking it up her ass and doing a fine job of it. The A2M isn't too bad here, coming in between positions so that it doesn't really mess up the rhythm. Jules gives her a big load on her pretty face, wrapping up a scene that is just about perfect and slightly over thirty minutes. (Of all times to cut the blowjob though. Why not just let it run longer?)

Jules goes voyeur on us for the final scene. Her camps out up on the roof and watches Tiffany Rayne strut around by the pool in stripper shoes and a cool little butt-friendly outfit. Two guys join her shortly and the fun begins. Jules makes his presence known and everyone is happy let him stick around to shoot the three-way. The guys have a good time with Tiffany's body, slapping her ass gently as they tease her with their tongues. She is another very cute girl with a tight body and a good sexual appetite. They do her at both ends in doggy, but the footage gets even better looking when she rolls over. Without a cock in her mouth, Tiff is very vocal and will only quiet down when she's fed some hard meat. The best ass shots come when she is riding cock before the DP begins. With two dicks inside of her, we don't get to see as much of her body, but Tiffany gets to show off her skills. New girls taking hard DP can sometimes be risky, but this girl handles them both just fine. Great facial shots finish out this hot three-way.

It isn't big news when Jules Jordan makes a great looking stroke flick. In fact it would be news if he didn't. In that case, this movie isn't newsworthy. It's just another nicely-shot piece of smut from Jules Jordan. There are a couple of new girls in this movie and they really shine. Maryanne, Georgia and Tiffany are all really cute, well suited for this flick (Especially Georgia) and up to the challenge of a Jules Jordan project. The best part of the movie is the way Jordan takes Lanny Barbie and Kami Andrews and puts them in scenes we aren't used to seeing from them. Pretty girl Lanny proves that contract girls can fuck if given the chance. He has Kami Andrews working her big ass in a scene that shows off her great skills and makes her look better than ever. With all of this going for Ass Worship 8, are there any weaknesses to speak of? There are, but they aren't glaring. Some of the scenes do feel a bit long and that kind of slows it down from time to time. We also get a bit more gagging and quacking than we need. Whoever is teaching the girls to do this needs to stop. I was hoping that maybe a director of Jordan's stature would be able to put an end to it, at least in his own flicks. Had he done that here, this movie would have been close to perfect.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM