zenMichael's Rating:

Starring: Jordan Lee -- I love Jordan to death, but she doesn't seem to enjoy herself that much in this film; except for the middle scene (her playing with dozens of sexual toys), she just seems to be kind of going through the motions. Also, the framing sequences (her being interviewed) are very uneven -- why does she lie about such silly stuff in the beginning? It makes her 'fantasies' lose any credibility they might have had . . . . Sabrina, London -- don't know which is which, but these two are in a scene w/Jordan where she 'teaches' them the ways of good lesbian lovemaking (including using toys). One of them seems very into it, tho the other one seems like she actually just got off the boat and is scared to death to be touched by anyone . . . . . K. Nacey, D**K Nasty, David Hardman, Rick Masters -- These guys take up the end scene, a small gang bang w/Jordan . . . . I guess they all seem fairly into it, but this scene, which one would think would be the most intense, really has no charm or excitement in it -- and it's the shortest, tho there would seem to be a LOT of potential positions, etc. , when dealing with four guys and one woman -- but they don't take up any of this potential . . . . they just kind of fuck half-heartedly for a bit, do a small amount of DP-ing, then it's just over.

The framing sequence seemed like it was filmed without a boom mic or anything . . . . just two chairs and a fern in a studio room; the other scenes are not much better for set design. The first scene is a COUCH against a wall, the second scene is an empty (except for sex toys) room, and the third scene is someone's living room . . . . Beyond set design, everything seemed a bit subpar -- audio, interesting camera shots, etc. Seemed like most everyone was just going through the motions. The only thing that really stood out was whoever picked the props for the second scene (Jordan w/a bunch of toys). There were a LOT of toys, and quite varied at that.

Pretty low . . . . if you're into lesbian stuff, the first scene might pique your interest; I'm not, terribly, plus it seemed to last an awful long time . . . . also, it's mainly Jordan doing stuff TO the girls, not them doing anything to them, and since this film supposedly is highlighting JORDAN, that was a bit of a letdown (tho it made sense, continuity-wise). The second scene is, I think, the most erotic. It's just Jordan playing with a bunch of sex toys, and she seems to get over the fact she's just doing a film she doesn't seem to really want to and just has some fun with the toys. She doesn't use them for full penetration, usually, she just has fun with herself, teasing and pleasing as she sees fit. The last scene is TERRIBLE. I love a good gangbang, but this scene was just pathetic. It barely gets started before everyone just comes . . . I don't know if they lost some videotape in the sun and had to make the best of what they saved or what, but this scene seemed to really fall flat on its face.

The toys scene, and Jordan's charm in the framing sequence. Watching her make up bizarre ass stories about her past for no reason was confusing, but entertaining.

The last scene; it just didn't live up to what it wanted to be

Not a HORRIBLE film, but definitely not one worth renting for definite erotic value . . . . nothing was really WRONG with the movie, just nothing was incredibly exceptional. I'd give it about a 5.

Posted By zenMichael, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM