Roger's Rating:

ROGER'S REVIEW: Before he chased down Fashion Sluts, and before he became aninmate on Butt Row, Joey Silver a teamed with the folks over atRosebud to shoot a wild tale of perversion. Most Rosebud video are no plot, anal fests, that are hot, hard and nasty. However,on a few occasions, they put together exceptional videos ofsuperior quality. Alex DeRenzy’s Two Women was perhaps the best, but this one, although more of a vignette type video, still makes for an interesting view.

The first mini story involves Jon Dough as a serviceman off duty and out to get a tattoo. Jon is apparently not all there, as he seems to hear conversations that are not there. The tough guy has some problems dealing with the needle and passes out at the feet of Sid Deuce. She mocks him at first, but soon, she has found a way to soothe his pain and humiliation. Sid and her pal Kim Cummings show this army boy a few basic maneuvers that have his missile ready for blast off in no time. (Please someone stop him, he’s at is again.) Sid rides on Jon’s face while Kim sucks him hard. This has him ready to go back under the needle. With his C**K in Sid’s mouth now, Jon is clearly feeling no pain. (Hey Sid, I have to go in for dental work soon, do you think that maybe…….) Sid’s body is just about as perfect as you will ever see and she is fantastic at on camera head. She looks even better in some great low angle shots as Jon plows her bare pussy. What a set of thighs!

For some inexplicable reason, Jon leaves Sid to give Kim a spin. (Kind of like trading in your Mercedez for a Nissan ain’t it?) No offense to Ms. Cummings, who is an enthusiastic fucker who takes Jon’s poundings quite well. She even opens her backdoor for some very well oiled anal boinking. This is some great footage, but I was distracted by Sid in the background playing with herself. As a big fan of solo scenes, this is just too good looking to miss, no matter who is getting nailed in the ass. Finally, Jon pulls out and sprays Kim’s face with jizz. The nasty little brunette laps up every last drop. Great scene, but it is Sid who really catches my eye here.

The next scene is between Joey and Marilyn Martin. (All the more reason to direct your own videos.) I have always thought that Marilyn was an under used little slut. She is not classically beautiful, but is always hot in her scene and has that white trash fuck toy thing going for her. It is Joey’s birthday and rather than blow out his candles, he has her blow his C**K instead. After a brief blowjob, complete with generous amounts of ball sucking, Joey fingers and spanks his little blonde playmate until she is good and ready to fuck. During the very long RC fuck, Joey has Marilyn flex her muscles which is interesting. She does have a very tight body and is really toned.

To complete his birthday surprise, Marilyn brings in a cute runette, Eveylyn who although dressed in a schoolgirl outfit, dons a strap on C**K under her pleated skirt. Marilyn attacks the plastic C**K with her mouth, while Joey gives her the real thing from behind. Then, in a act that is pure Tom Byron, Joey ends up getting fucked by this new girl. You know, I’m sure that feels just great to Joey, but this just does not make for good viewing in my book. High on the kink scale, but not for me thank you very much. Believing that turn about is fair play, Joey then fucks his little tramp in the ass. Lots of close up shots of her protruding pussy lips, shaved bare by the way, while her butt gets pounded good and hard. Evelyn drops her fake C**K just long enough to fuck Joey for a little while before Marilyn takes back over to suck a load out of his spurting C**K. Great scene with some excellent anal fucking and a touch of the kink for those of you out there so inclined.

Up next, is Brittany O’Connell, a housewife who supplements her income by turning tricks is her first customer of the day, and she takes him to an outdoor bed while hubby Jeff Coldwater watches and beats off. Little Brittany teases her patron with her tight body and sweet, come fuck me voice. She is the picture of temptation, a perfect porn princess, ready, willing and always able to fuck like a little demon. As always, the fiery redhead is quick to get down to the art of giving head, looking great in the process, I must add. Tom takes her doggy, which gives us a chance to get a great look at her perfect little ass. She takes a deep drilling with a sexy smile on her face before flipping over to ride his C**K and take a finger up her tight backdoor. Since this IS a Rosebud video, you just know that the finger is simply a prelude to the inevitable C**K that soon slides up Brittany’s tight butt.

While in the middle of this ass fucking, Dave Chapman shows up. Rather than make him wait, the industrious little house hussy just doubles up, taking two customers at once. We are treated to even more C**K sucking from this cutie, followed by yet another one on one fucking. Tom just sort of stands by and jerks off while Brittany shoots him sly looks, at last inviting him in for a DP. This tiny tart looks like she might be crushed between these two men, but somehow she manages to take them both inside her at once. After nearly fucking her silly, the two studs take turns popping onto her barely legal coed face. Both facials are outstanding, with jizz streaked from chin to forehead, capping of a nearly perfect scene. Brittany is a truly amazing woman.

The final chapter, with its ominous title "Rocco’s Toilet Training" starts strange and gets stranger. Rocco enters a stall in a men’s room to find not a toilet, but a kneeling Evelyn, complete with flushing sound effects. Now, I am all for free expression, but the image of any woman as a toilet is, IMHO in poor taste, and offensive. That said, you can image my feelings when Rocco mock pisses and shits into this lovely woman’s mouth. However, once this lower than repulsive bit if over, an uncredited young woman gets down to sucking Rocco’s C**K. The rather attractive brunette gives a somewhat lackluster oral performance, but livens a bit when Rocco tongues her ass and then fills her full of his Italian salami. After giving her a monster pounding from behind, Rocco decides to move to the next stall.

There he finds an ass upwards Kristi Lynn, who, I must say, had one of the best asses in history. He gives her a standing doggy that is about the hardest fuck you will ever see. Too bad, he only spends about four minutes with her before again getting the urge to switch stalls. (Important safety tip here guys. DO NOT try this in your average public bathroom, it is liable to get you punched in the mouth.) The third and final toilet girl is none other than purring slut kitty Careena Collins. What can you say about this one time girl next door? She goes right for Rocco’s asshole and sucks it like I have never seen. Not my cup of tea, but fans of ass sucking are going to blow a nut watching this cutie sucking and tonguing his butt. More my speed is the incredible blowjob she gives him. Amazingly, Careena can take all of Rocco down her throat. Now that is impressive. Right in the middle of this great scene, Rocco starts spitting into her open mouth. Now, is that really necessary? God, I HATE that. (So, I guess it is Joey who started this disgusting trend. Someone do me a favor and kill it.) Aside from that little mess, the rest of this is incredible. Careena’s throat gets a major work out and she just can’t stop panting and fingering her pussy. The pussy slapping, is a bit much, but brings more screaming begs from this little slut. (Damn, she is SO hot.) Rocco finally grants her wish and fucks her from behind. Thankfully, this does not shut Careena up. Instead, she moans filthy talk all the way home, even as Rocco defies physics and stuffs his huge prick into her tiny asshole. No gentle anal here, as his balls slap loudly against her shaved pussy and he uses her hair for reins. If this scene was not a nominee for best anal scene of all time, then someone needs to check the voting process. Just the look on Careena’s face as she rides his C**K with her ass and nearly fists her pussy is a wonder to behold. She is almost in tears as she climaxes over and over. After all this, the only thing left is for the lovely Careena to take a huge Rocco load all over her beautiful face, something she does with total joy and bliss. I could have done without Rocco shoving toilet paper down her throat at the end. This is one of the best scenes I have ever seen if you just take out the bathroom imagery and the spitting. A real crotch scorcher.

Well, say what you want about this video feature, but one thing is for sure, it defiantly lives up to its title. There is a little bit of everything for every taste in this one. Tons of anal sex, facial cum shots, guys taking it in the ass, spitting, cross dressing masturbatory fantasies, you name it. All four scenes are very good and most of the cast is outstanding. Sid Deuce, Brittany O’Connell, Marilyn Martin and Careena Collins all turn in noteworthy performances. If you like your porn hard, then this is a tape you have to grab. Props to Joey for kicking some ass big time.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM