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Killer Video
Killer Description:
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Starring: Tracy Adams, Jennifer Stewart, Lee Carroll, Kimberley Lynn. I don't think you could even justify these by calling them performances.
There were no productions values! That may sound harsh, but it is the truth. As an example: one of the first scenes takes place on a ferry in San Fransisco. Not a bad idea, but since I'm sure they didn't have permission to be there, the actors are pretty much sitting in the dark and they weren't miked so you can barely hear what they are saying over the engine noise (not that the dialogue is really worth hearing). Then the sex scene which follows take place in a broom closet and the camera is placed in the ceiling so you are looking down on the couple the entire time. Pretty boring after a while.
2 on a scale of 1 to 10. Even one of my favorites, Jenniefer Stewart didn't do it for me. As mentioned above, she was in the broom closet and the scene was so badly shot, it wasn't even close to a turn-on.
Can't think of anything.
WARNING!!! Don't be fooled, this video is not what it claims to be or what the synopisis says it is. . . although don't blame Excalibur, the box has the same synopisis. The film doesn't star Jennifer Stewart (even though she is pictured on the box), she has only one short scene at the beginning and the plot is nothing as described.
Maybe a 2 if you are really hard up. Not really sexy and I've seen student films with better quality.
Posted By The Critic, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Killer VHS
Custodian Of Records Killer VHS
(U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Killer VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Killer VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Killer VHS or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Killer VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Killer VHS label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: M. Snyder, Custodian of Records, Sin City Video, 9155 Deering Ave., Chatsworth, CA 91311. Sin City Video hereby certifies that Killer VHS Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Killer VHS may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Killer VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Killer VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Killer VHS Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Killer VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Killer VHS label appears are archived for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: M. Snyder, Custodian of Records, Sin City Video, 9155 Deering Ave., Chatsworth, CA 91311. Sin City Video hereby certifies for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. that Killer VHS Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Excalibur Ent. Inc. may here upon rely.
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