Roger's Rating:

Rodney Moore does things a little differently then most porn guys. He's got a real sense of humor and isn't afraid to try new things. With this movie, he puts on a long wig and pokes fun at both himself and the King of All Media. I actually haven't reviewed many of Rodney's movies lately (Since I fell out of favor I guess) but this one looks pretty funny. Not known for casting the best looking women around, so this cast of moderate looking babes is actually a step up.

Howard's first adventure takes place in his shoe store. Mia Dumore is spit shining the shoes when Howard comes in and asks her to give some attention to his dick. Mia gets on the floor and sucks his cock until it's time to open the store. His first customer is Michele Raven who wants a pair of boots. Howard licks her feet and then helps her into a pair of black thigh highs. Mia comes back in for more blowjob fun while Howard keeps sucking Michele's feet. Both women work on him rod with Michele slobbering all over the place during her messy blowjob. Neither of these girls really turn me on so watching them spit on boots, lick feet and do Rodney wears thin really quickly. Vantasia comes in with her pale ass hanging out of some hot little cut offs. She sits right down in the chair and wraps her feet around Howard's dong. Pretty soon all three girls are going at it. We've got three naturally breasted girls in one scene so that's pretty good I guess. After a long triple blowjob, he finally starts fucking Vantasia. They use his special chair, but to be honest, this girl looked a lot better with her clothes on. The biggest problem with this scene is that it lasts so freaking long. We're at forty minutes and we're watching three less than pretty girls slobber all over each other. When he does finally cum, the girls pass it around. There is some decent stuff here, but the scene just takes too long to finally reach a climax.

April Blossom comes to Howard's studio to do some voice over work for a porn flick. To get her in the mood for her role, he has her change into a tiny little dress that accentuates her curves quite nicely. Searching for more realism from his actress, Howard goes down on her and the results are very realistic moans. The blowjob noises just don't ring true, so he feeds her some of the real thing. Howard likes the way she works his rod, so he invites April to keep right on sucking as he eases her out of her dress. Continuing the same theme, they fuck along with the couple on the screen. April sticks her ass high in the air and has Rodney plugging away from behind as her soft tits and belly shake underneath. They Rodney's little makeshift sex chair that allows her to squat fuck him with ease. He finally shoots all over her face, finishing things off with a very messy pop.

Kelly Warner comes by Howard's place looking for advice. She has been working in an office for years and finds herself on the wrong end of corporate downsizing. Howard is going to help give her the look that will make the bosses happy. First he gets rid of he glasses and then it's time for a new outfit. Now that Kelly looks like a blonde office tramp, she has to learn how to behave like one. She follows his instruction and learns all about sucking cock on the job. Kelly looks a bit older and is more than willing to fuck and suck her way back to the top. The interplay between Howard and Kelly is actually funny and sexy. They role play some sexy scenarios that help pass the time. Trying out the special love seat, Kelly bounces around pretty hard. Like the first scene, this one goes on for too long, but it's fun and ends with a sticky facial.

Howard shows up at an erotic barber shop and has his hair cut by Flick Shagwell. Eventually he pays for a topless and then a nude haircut. He starts playing with her toes, but eventually chips in enough to get her on her knees. Flick is easily the best looking woman in this movie and she happens to be a great cocksucker as well. They fuck, but this scene is much shorter than the rest. Too bad because it would have been the hottest fuck so far. It probably is still the best, but it could have been longer.

This is a fairly funny little flick. In fact it's more amusing than it is strokeable. Rodney's Howard character puts the girls through their paces. Granted, the girls aren't the best looking in the business. In fact, we have to look really hard to find any of them worth stroking to. The set ups are entertaining and there are big sticky facials, but until Rodney starts shooting better looking women. This one is technically solid and entertaining, but not really high on the eye candy chart.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM