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Joined Siamese Twins Video
Joined Siamese Twins Description:
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Starring: Saber, Racquel Darrian, Sharon Kane, Cara Lott, Tianna, Tom Byron, Derrick Lane, Randy Spears, Jon Dough.
Here you'll be fond of a very young looking Racquel Darrian. I read somewhere this was her very first porn performace. She does look young enough.
Add some points for Sharon Kane, who was a good sport and took a facial.
Cheesy at best. I mean, C'mon, joined siamese twins? Man, now THAT's being desperate for a plot.
Worse yet! The plot revolves around the twins thinking about getting an operation to get separated. They don't think it's possible because they are joined by "that organ" (see why I say they are just DESPERATE for a plot?)
Anyway, the doctors, Sharon Kane, Derrick Lane, and John Dough talk them into it and, as expected, they all end up having sex with one another.
If it was supposed to be a kinky kind of thing it just didn't work. I mean, why would anyone in his right mind be turned on by joined siamese twins? Granted, it's Racquel Darrian, but still! We're talking about genetic deformities here! Wasn't porn supposed to be about hot looking gals having sex?
Nothing new here; sucking, f***ing, and Racquel with Derrick Lane. In other words; a very average video in terms of eroticism. You might find a little bit of heat on John Dough splasing Sharon Kane's face with sperm, but a lot of it hits her neck, so don't get your hopes too high.
The younger Racquel. Here's where she looked the best in my humble opinion.
The premise of the siamese twins. I'm not sure what they tried to accomplish with that. An Addams Family spoof? As plot material it just doesn't work.
Since Racquel looks really nice I'll give it a 7. Otherwise, that is, without her, it's just an average 5.
Posted By Reviewer, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Joined Siamese Twins VHS
Custodian Of Records Joined Siamese Twins VHS
(U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Joined Siamese Twins VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Joined Siamese Twins VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Joined Siamese Twins VHS or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Joined Siamese Twins VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Joined Siamese Twins VHS label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: F. Koretsky, Custodian of Records, Effex Media LLC, 59 Lake Drive, Hightstown, NJ 08520. Pleasure Productions hereby certifies that Joined Siamese Twins VHS Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Joined Siamese Twins VHS may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Joined Siamese Twins VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Joined Siamese Twins VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Joined Siamese Twins VHS Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Joined Siamese Twins VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Joined Siamese Twins VHS label appears are archived for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: F. Koretsky, Custodian of Records, Effex Media LLC, 59 Lake Drive, Hightstown, NJ 08520. Pleasure Productions hereby certifies for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. that Joined Siamese Twins VHS Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Excalibur Ent. Inc. may here upon rely.
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