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Synopsis: Vivid Video has what is perhaps the most impressive stable of thoroughbred porn starlets on the planet, and the very cream of the Vivid crop is trotted out for a little all-girl lovin' here. The ladies are all absolutely gorgeous and utterly depraved, and take to the sapphic slammin' on tap here like so many fish to a clear mountain stream. Christy Canyon stars in her scene as Mother Nature, and presides over a wicked foursome in a Cadi convertible parked outside a mountain cabin. Then Dyanna Lauren is a gladiator training a few new mounts for the arena. Janine, one of her trainees, gets her heavenly derriere well-worked out with a big ol' butt plug. A worthy addition to this classic series. "Four Stars" - AVN.
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Customer Reviews:
1. Who starred in the movie, and what did you think of their performances? Janine, Christy Canyon, Chasey Lain, Nikki Tyler, Jenteal, Dyanna Lauren, Alexis.
The first scene goes during the opening credits. It's between Christy and Jenteal. That one is really erotic I just wish it didn't have the credits going during it. Dyanna is the most consistant as far as quality goes. I enjoyed her the most in all of her scenes. 2. What did you think of the film?s production values? The costumes and the settings were both good. I thought the lighting and camera work was excellent. It needed to be to give the viewer the fantasy feelings in the dream sequences. The sound was good for the most part. 3. How do you rate the film?s eroticism? Overall good. It has Chasey playing a fortune teller reavealing each womans personallity through the Tarot deck. Each turn of the cards leads to a dream sequence. The first scene was my second favorite in this film. I just wished the credits weren't playing during it. Christy and Jenteal seemed to be really into it. The second with Dyanna, Janine, and Chasey. I loved the costumes during this whole movie. The chariot and Chasey and Janine as horses for Dyanna were great. My problem was the horse sound effects was over done and took away from what would've been a great scene. The next was in a convertable scene with Christy, Nikki, Jenteal, Alexis. This one I enjoyed the least. The one after is with Chasey, Janine, and Nikki. In some rock video looking scene. I like the costumes but believe it or not I think this scene goes on too long without much happening. So that dissapointed me a bit, because I thought it had a lot of potential when it started. The next is my favorite scene with Dyanna and Alexis. It's sensual, erotic, and I loved the set and costumes. Both women looked great. The last is the orgy scene. I like the costumes but it really didn't do that much for me. 4. What did you like most about this movie? I loved the fantasy element with the scenes. The car scene wasn't much in the fantasy. It's something that could happen in real life, (just not in my real life) but the others are something that could only happen in a porn movie or one of my dreams. Dyanna did the best job with her scenes in this film. Though I liked the first scene with Christy and Jenteal as well. 5. What did you enjoy least about this film? The sound of the horses going on so long during that scene. The car scene would've been ok in some other film, but didn't go with the overall feel of this film. I don't really enjoy toy scenes anyway. Some people do, but I really don't care to much to see women using plastic on each other. 6. What is your overall opinion of the film? How would you rate it on a scale of one to ten? I liked the fantasy. So far this is my favorite girl/girl movie. The women were all beautiful. There are things that I think could've been done better but I'll still give it an 8.
Reviewed by: -- Randicus
Customer Reviews:
1. Who starred in the movie, and what did you think of their performances? Janine, Christy Canyon, Chasey Lain, Nikki Tyler, Jenteal, Dyanna Lauren, Alexis.
As usual Nikki Tyler and Janine carried the movie but the other ladies really lacked the same intensity as these two. All had good moments, but not nearly enough as Nikki and Janine. 2. What did you think of the film?s production values? The production was excellent, but unfortunately they depended on the scenarios and the customers and backgrounds to make the movie successful and not on the sex between these angels. 3. How do you rate the film?s eroticism? The convertible scene with Christy, Nikki, Jenteal, Alexis was the best in the movie, but still could have been much more. Everytime things got interesting, the editor went to another part that was totally boring. And the camera work was good but could have gotten much much better angles. 4. What did you like most about this movie? The fact that it was such star studded and they were all in mroe than one scene like it usually is. 5. What did you enjoy least about this film? I really thought the setups and costumes and all the fancy sound effects really took away from the true point of the movie, "The Sex". 6. What is your overall opinion of the film? How would you rate it on a scale of one to ten? I would recommend it to someone who loves artsy fartsy movies with sex involved. But if you really want a hot sex movie, this is not the one. I would rate it a 5.
Reviewed by: -- Gowad
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