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Blow it Out Your Ass Movie
Blow it Out Your Ass Description:
TRADE-IN
Adult Video News Rating -- AAA½
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I remember when Jasmin was making the PR tour to talk about this movie. As if it wasn't enough to watch her fuck half the state of Connecticut or seeing countless guys pound her colon raw, now we get a new trick from Ms. St. Claire. This time around, she won't just be having things shoved into her ass, but will be firing back. Actually, she is going to be blowing fire out her well worn back door, and I am sure that somewhere out there, someone has been dying to see this sort of thing in a porn video. Frankly, it seems a bit side show to me, but John T. Bone has always had a flare for the freakish. Hey, at least when it's over I will honestly be able to say that I will have seen something new.
Zoe is up first, telling us that this is her first video and that she likes anal sex. Of course, she says she's never had it before. The leggy blonde is a little stiff in her interview and has a deer caught in the headlights look as Bone drones out a few uninteresting questions. When he stumbles upon an interesting one, she provides him with good answers. They go into the whole Savannah comparison, and to be honest, I don't see it. You change the hairdo and Zoe looks nothing like the departed superstar. Dave Hardman is on hand to take Zoe's anal and on screen cherry and he seems only slightly less interested than she does. He spreads her open and starts drooling all over her pussy. Who can blame her for looking bored, considering the way he treats her pussy like it's a finger puppet. It looks like Zoe knows how to suck a dick, though I hope she has learned that it's nice to open your eyes for the camera. Apparently the blowjob is more than enough to get Dave hard so he can fuck her pussy. While she rides him, Dave reaches around and starts testing her asshole a bit. After a very short vag fuck, Dave drips lube down between her legs and starts fucking her ass. For someone who has never had it in the butt before, she seems able to take it just fine. (Though her eyes are never open and it is clearly more work than fun.) She somehow makes it through her first on screen anal long enough so that Dave can pull his limp dick out and somehow manage to shoot what looks like egg whites onto her face. Zoe looks like she pretty much hated this scene and I can't say I blame her.
Summer Collins is up next and she likes to talk about her ass. She only likes anal sex if the guy has a big cock, but says the best part of anal sex is when it's over. You know, this interview patter is not as nauseating as Ed Powers' but it gets close at times. Tom Byron, in his bleach blond, Indigo Delta phase, is called in to fill the colon of this pumped up blonde bimbo. She attacks his balls first, but quickly falls into a steady sucking on the head of Tom's cock. After less than a minute of sucking, she flips over onto her back so he can fuck her shaved, and somewhat plump pussy. The single position vag is followed by a three position anal that includes a slight gape. Summer seems only somewhat more excited about her anal than Zoe and she doesn't have the 'first timer' excuse. At least Tom can deliver a decent blast to her face.
Candy Hill is slightly older, but still the best looking woman so far in this movie. She starts her scene out with a footjob to get Earl Slate hard. Once he is up and ready, Candy lets his cock slide right up her ass. Forget oral, forget vaginal, Earl goes right after Candy's butt. Very nice crab position anal here, with Candy's sphincter sliding down on his rod while she rocks in his lap. With a facial cumshot, Earl closes out this scene. Sadly, the best of the first three, is the one cut quite short.
Niki Star is a rather cute blonde with long legs, a great ass and plenty of personality. Dave Hardman is back, looking as bored as ever as he licks her cute little ass. (Someone remind Dave he is isn't removing toxic waste from contaminated fields.) He nearly fists Niki while fingering her ass. Nice to see that this girl knows to look into the camera a bit as she sucks cock. In fact, for the first time in this disc, I can say that this is a blowjob to enjoy. Her reward is a stiff prick right up her asshole. Dave is able to get a pretty good rhythm working right off the bat, drilling her anus fairly easily. If you want to see a hot blonde buttfucked, this girl is the clear choice in this movie. She looks good, fucks well and takes a splash on her smiling face. Take that you little hottie.
Well, now we get to see Jasmin do her trick. With the device in place, some guy lights the gas and Jasmin shoots flames out of her butt. OK, great. Freak show over, now let's watch this little whore get the crap fucked out of her. Tom Byron is back, shoving his tongue in there where the gas tube was, getting her butt all juiced up and ready for some debauchery. (Note, the thigh high boots will make some of you very happy.) As always, watching Jasmin suck cock is quite erotic. She takes him in her mouth like she's done it hundreds of times before. (Feel free to use this image in whatever way you like.) (I like to imagine the many young men this slutty mouth has made happy over the years.) Great eye contact, lots of ball sucking and Jasmin's throat is deep indeed. Hey, check it out, Jamsin actually seems to be enjoying her rid on his big cock. No matter what you may think of this woman, you have to love the wanton sluttiness she brings to her scenes. Having just shot fire out of her ass, she has no trouble taking a dick in there. Tom hears Jasmin talking shit, begging for a harder fuck and he responds to her challenged, hammering the hell out of her sphincter with everything he's got. The best blowjob in the movie is followed here by the best assfuck. It is only fitting that the best facial also be reserved for Jamsin's mug as well. No other scene even comes close to this one.
There is also a bonus scene you can access by swapping angles during this final scene. It's got Herschel Savage fucking some blonde. It's not bad, but the sound never switches, so it's a bit annoying to me. Jasmin has the only real scene in this movie that I found outstanding. She and Tom Byron have a real chemistry that always leads to a great scene. Niki Starr is pretty good looking, but Candy Hill is wasted in a terrible scene. The rest of the cast is nothing to look at and not one of them looks like they actually enjoy what they're doing. Pull Jasmin's scene out and add it to the bonus scenes and you would have a much better movie. (Good point. Since the DVD has the bonus scenes, it's a lot better than the video would have been on its own.)
Copyright © Roger T. Pipe |
Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM
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