"See what's in the BOX."

Roger's Movie Review Jill Kelly is breaking out pretty much the whole roster for this feature flick. Star E. Knight gets the, you will pardon me, starring role, but Haven, Ashton Moore and newest JKP babe Jenna Haze are also on hand. Hopefully Bud Lee will not forget that even features need good sex in order to make them watchable. Seeing all these top notch beauties limp through lame slo-mo sex scenes just drives me nuts. The corporate world is filled with high tension situations and high rollers get paid big bucks to make snap decisions. Bobby Vitale is presented with an idea. He ponders it for about two seconds and then leaves the room to make a call. As soon as he is out sight, Jason McCain and Jenna Haze hop up onto the desk and fall headlong into a passionate kiss. She looks hot in that stuffy suit, but doesn't stay in it for very long. Once he gets her naked, Jason can't suck that sweet pussy fast enough. Jenna gets on her hands and knees on top of the table and starts sucking his cock like she hasn't had any for ages. One of the things that made Ms. Haze so popular with raincoaters before her contract is the way she uses her mouth, and she doesn't disappoint here. They slap a condom on Jason's rod and Jenna goes riding. She looks good in reverse cowgirl, lifting her pussy up his shaft and dropping back down. Jason has a lot of fun bending her over the boardroom table and fucking her like the cock starved little nymph she is. He leaves his load on her ass which is pretty much a waste of a great face, but it's still a pretty hot scene. Bobby is doing pretty well for himself and is given a very special bonus. He's got a brunette babe and a girl who looks like an awful lot like a young Jenna with a few extra pounds on her. The girls get on and under the desk to keep Bobby happy. They double up for a blowjob that is just horribly shot. There is no POV and almost all of the action features either Bobby's face or the back of the girls' heads. By the time they open up, we get just a few brief moments of oral action. To keep them happy, he has the girls 69 on the desk while his cock penetrates some pussy. The blonde really gets fucked hard while she's on top of her friend. After a short bit of RCA for the brunette, the girls share a facial. Steven St. Croix is in the tub with another brunette who talks about some love letters sent from Vitale to a woman named Pandora. This is the first mention of the title character and marks the third mostly unrelated scene in a row for this feature. It's slightly annoying at this point, but the sex to come is worth a look. They trade oral, giving us decent energy in the early part of the scene. There are some nice shots of the action, including one through a window that is very well done. This chick really likes riding cock and we get a couple of nice angles of the reverse cowgirl. A long mish follows, leading Steven to drop his load on her belly. Apparently Bobby really gets around because Haven and Ashton Moore sit around talking about what a loser he is when it comes to hitting on women. The two pretty blondes turn their laugher in passion. Ashton takes off Haven's top and starts sucking on her those perfect little titties. I still say that Haven is one of the prettiest girls in porn and she's managed to keep her tits natural so far. They touch for a long period of time, working their hands into some serious finger fucking. I haven't seen Ashton in a lot of movies, but she seems to really like working with Haven. (Well yeah, who doesn't want to taste that sweet slit?) Pandora (Knight) finally shows up for the final scene. She is met at the door by Lee Stone and slaps him across the face. Apparently he has been writing some letters for Bobby to give to Pandora. Like Cyrano, his words are true even if they come from the wrong man. I don't want to be too picky here, but the dialog doesn't fit with anything in flick. We can do some math and figure out that Lee was writing the letters to a woman he loved and who loved him in spite of his limp. What the fuck? Sure it's a simple, but that ain't the movie we've been watching folks. More on that later because Star and Lee are about to get it on. Even after all of her talk of loving him in spite of his leg, I think it's that third leg that Lee carries around that really interests Star. She certainly seems to enjoy sucking it for the short time we have before they switch positions. For some reason, we go into slow motion when he's banging her against the wall. It doesn't last and eventually we go for a good hard screw, but I can't out why it's there at all. Their energy is high throughout the scene and comes to a head when he's going balls deep in mish and she's screaming for more. Lee pulls out and shoots all over her belly, apparently showing his love for her. I think I've covered the sex pretty well, so let's try and figure out what the fuck was supposed to going on with the plot. I don't consider plot to be vital for a movie to be good and I certainly don't expect a deep story when I plug in a smut flick. However, if you're going to try for a story, it should at least make sense. I'm sure that something happened in production or in the editing process, but what is left makes no sense at all. Who is Pandora? Why is Bobby so in love with her that he has someone else writing letters for him? There are some good sex scenes in this movie, but the butchered plot is absolutely inexcusable. I expect more from Bud Lee and from JKP. Copyright © Roger T. Pipe Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 11/2/06