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Cubby Holes Movie
Cubby Holes Description:
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Starring: Justine, Sonnie, Allison, Nadia, Gauge and several no-name gentlemen. These are definitely B-grade bodies. There is acne, shaving rashes, bad tattoos, thigh bruises, and 5 o'clock shadow. Despite the video's name and hype, those holes looked pretty loose to me. If you like Vivid-style glamour pussy, steer clear of this one. But if you're a fan of "real" bodies, this movie should do it for you.
Very poor production values are the real downfall of this video. The editor is really into quick-cut scenes; so much so that I started to feel a little queasy from the constant quick cuts. My gentleman pointed out that while they were doing the cuts, they were also looping the video to draag out the scenes. One scene was done witha so-so blond on an outdoor deck with two guys, but she's under an umbrella and the sky behind her is LA bright and sunny. There was no fill lighting, so it looks like a black silhouette with white hair sucking two black dicks. The effect was more annoying than intriguing.
The eroti content in Cubby Holes is pretty low. It's mostly straight formulaic suck-fuck-anal-facial. Several of the actresses seemed to be giving it a good try and out blond on the deck does manage a nice - if poorly lit -DP. We spent a lot of time, though, with a finger on the fast-forward looking for something in this video with a little heat. The cheesy intro to each scene is definitely read straight off the cue cards, which sets a poor tone for each of the scenes. The performances didn't have the "fun" of real amateurs, but did have the gritty feel of low budget porn starlets. This one may be a matter of taste.
The best part of the movie was the deck DP, where the enthusiasm of the gentlemen seemed to spark out starlet a bit.
The worst part of the video was the quick cut editing style. If you have epilepsy this will induce a seizure for sure!
If you like porn straight up and raw, this will give you fine yanking for your dollar. If you prefer something with better production values and enthusiastic performances, then pass this one by. On my scale, I give it a 3.
Posted By Ms. Margo, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Cubby Holes DVD
Custodian Of Records Cubby Holes DVD
(U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Cubby Holes DVD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Cubby Holes DVD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Cubby Holes DVD or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Cubby Holes DVD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Cubby Holes DVD label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: F. Koretsky, Custodian of Records, ABV, 59 Lake Drive, Hightstown, NJ 08520. Zane Brothers hereby certifies that Cubby Holes DVD Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Cubby Holes DVD may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Cubby Holes DVD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Cubby Holes DVD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Cubby Holes DVD Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Cubby Holes DVD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Cubby Holes DVD label appears are archived for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: F. Koretsky, Custodian of Records, ABV, 59 Lake Drive, Hightstown, NJ 08520. Zane Brothers hereby certifies for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. that Cubby Holes DVD Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Excalibur Ent. Inc. may here upon rely.
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