Big One's Rating:

Starring: Tiffany Million and a cast of jocks that includes Ron Jeremy. Tiff was incredible and the men were hard. This is the best in the John T. Bone series.

Quite good. Picture is clear, sound adequate -- and the sex great.

Excellent. Tiffany keeps everyone -- on-screen and off -- hard and wet. And she gets very wet herself.

Tiffany's performance. It was clear she loves her work -- particularly when the boys pulled anal train on her.

Some of the scenes were repeated too often. But that's about it.

A stroker's delight -- my right hand is still tired. A "9. "

Posted By Big One, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM

BERNARD U. TRECTOR's Rating:

First of all I understand everyone who liked this picture. I think also it is a must see, mainly (or perhaps, only) because of this wonderful Tiffany Million. She is absolutely great and there is nothing to argue about that. And maybe that's why I wasn't totally pleased with the final result when I saw this movie, although I recognize it has very pleasant moments.
Lets start at the beginning.

This is a gangbang movie so don't look for any plot or something. The scene is situated in a gym where boxes are training. It could be a synagogue or a Republican convention for what anyone cares but it happens to be a gym. At the gym there are sixteen muscular, athletic young men and Ron Jeremy. Tiffany comes in wearing a gaudy night dress and asking for trouble. She starts "kissing" (or what this action they use to perform on adult movies is called. It consists in sticking out the tongue as far as humanly possible and licking away, sometimes the other persons tongue. Never lips contact, never anything that resembles a real kiss). And there is when my personal version, but the cameras insisted in depriving me of the pleasure, as many others pleasures later on. It has nothing to do with the lights, which were rather good, but with the somehow strange reactions of the two cameramen. I don't know if there were more than two operators, since the quality of the shots varied, but there were two cameras running all the time. The method they chose was to look away at the point where the action begun to take form. I don't know if that is the work philosophy of the operators, which wouldn't be very useful in an adult movie, if they were nervous, or if they simply couldn't do it better, but the result was sometimes rather irritating, specially because they were wasting the oppotunity of showing such a great lady in action. Maybe I'm blaming the cameraman more than I should and part of the fault lies on the editor, but the fact is that they spoiled an important part of the fun.

As in every gangbang movie, Tiffany begins the action without feeling the need for any kind of plausible explanation, and that is fine. After the "kissing" part she went over to the blow jobs and that was something different. She is wonderful, and the only thing I would like to do is watching what she is doing. Simple as that. Well, those by me highly respected but this time badly criticized camera people decided not to keep still on any shot but instead, keep moving, panning and zooming. The result was that the girls face was lost to often (not THAT often, but too often) and instead we got to see the guys knees, elbows, ears, or any of their unattractive anatomy parts. It is a very clear symptom that something is not going good with the pictures when you catch yourself twisting involuntarily your own head trying to get a better view of what is happening on the screen. Not to talk about how stupid you feel. And that was the case here.

Tiffany does everything and she does it good. She almost set new standards on DP's , having all gang getting her anally while sitting on T. T. Boy's dick. Nice to see, altough I think they could have shown it in a less impersonal way. Of course the guys are there as peace's of meat and nobody expects a biography of them, which probably wouldn't be very interesting anyway, but it is a fact that their penises are attached to someone, and part of the attractiveness of gangbangs is that girls are taken by several persons and not only several dicks. A dildo gangbang would be worthless. And in this case (less than in others, I have to say) sometimes looks like this.

At a certain point you will ask yourself by watching this movie, what is this thing that's so annoying? Well, it's the music. I'm not saying it is bad music and I really couldn't care less, but it is so arbitrarily set that is is more of a disturbance than anything. You probably will notice it's presence when one tune ends and the other begins, no matter where. Not that it interrupts any dialogue, because there is no dialogue, but it bothers.

Nothing so irritating, though, as the treatment the producers gave to the scenes where Tiffany had (or, very ably, faked) an orgasm. I counted four times and each time the cameras did all they could for us to miss the culminating moment. Don't they like women having fun? Don't they enjoy watching it? And I think here is the main problem of this picture: it seem to have being shot by people who don't seem to enjoy sex but only want to show it in a Jerry Springer way, as pieces of movie flesh. Unfortunately they don't have the technical skills of the TV show to achieve an attractive result.

Finally, and in spite of all I have pointed out, please, don't think I hated the movie. I just think it was a bit of a waste having such a great performer and not using her properly. What we get to see, though, is entertaining enough and Tiffany's tour de force deserves to be highly praised. The guys performed very well too and at the end you will be happy you rented or even bought the tape. Only if the camera direction would have been a little smarted, damned!

Posted By BERNARD U. TRECTOR, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM