D-Man's Rating:

Starring: This video sports an impressive talent pool. It seems that Bobby-Jo (Kylie Ireland) has a desire to leave her country home and head off to California to seek stardom. From the start, Kylie and friends deliver some colorful acting. They begin the carnality, the gun-crazy Sweet Pea (chloe) makes a move on Cousin Willie. Despite the country-accent and ponytails, Chloe's famous eye-rolling, shuddering orgasmic self cleary shines through.

Eventually, Bobby-Jo ventures off to California. (With a good-luck watermelon in tow). She meets with a sleazeball porno agent/producer (Pat Myne), and what do you know, it's time to play the casting couch game! Kylie turns in a scorching performance, concluded with a well-shot backdoor scene. As our country bumpkin tries to get used to things, she encounters the legendary Nina Hartley making an oral "deal" with the director (Kyle Stone). Although she stops short, the director gets his satisfaction by later plundering of all of Justine Romee's orifices. Not only does Ms. Romee look great, she generates a hot, enthusiastic encounter. Eventually, Bobby-Jo has her first day on a porno set. This sets up a threesome with Joel Lawrence, Zana and Kylie. Zana's tight curves and Kylie's statuesque form in action are pure eye candy for the viewer.

But alas, our heroine is troubled by thoughts of home. She has a nightmare of her boyfriend, Corn-Fed, (Evan Stone) doing her arch-rival, Dottie May (Julie Meadows) in a short, but hot tussle. Kylie finally decides that she belongs at home, and is reunited with her love. This leads to a searing finally between Evan and Kylie.

First, the box cover is an eye-catcher. If Kylie Ireland and Julie Meadows looking up at you doesn't get your circulation going, then you're already dead and buried. Anyhow, the camera angles, lighting and sound were just right, and didn't detract from the action. Although VCA didn't necessarily spend a fortune on the props and set, they didn't have to: the story and sex sell the tape very well

Each actress gave off some serious heat. Each of Kylie scenes were enjoyable. Of couse, her threeway alongside Zana is something special. Also, Justine Romee's excited performance is very watchable. All in all, I give it a 8 out of 10.

A bevy of beautiful women in hot action. Not only does Kylie Ireland perform three steamy scenes (two of which feature anal), but she demonstrates solid acting skills. Besides some really great sex, the video sports a fair amount of comedy. Thus the video entertains and arouses.

Julie Meadows scene was only six minutes long. Although she made every second count, I would have expected VCA to give their superstar contract player a bit more time.

Hayseed boasts one-hundred minutes of solid performances having hot, steamy sex, and some moments that will elicit a chuckle of two. It was well worth the purchase price. I rate it a 9 out of 10.

Posted By D-Man, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM