How exactly do you start a review of a movie directed by a giant piece of shit? I'm not making a value judgement of the man behind the camera, (Because you end up reviewing a lot of movies directed by pieces of shit) Turd Ferguson is actually a walking, talking piece of dung. The young director in the suit is doing a fairly credible Gilbert Godfreid impersonation. Is this a good idea? I don't know yet, but it's different and that's always worth checking out. Besides, the set ups in these young lines are often filled with vile ped/pred ranting and would be rapist mantras, so some screamed shit jokes really aren't a huge step down. All the really matters is how cute the girls are, and of course, that the Turd man steps away when the sex starts.

Alyiah is up first and after being yelled at by Turd, she does face to face with a very big cock. The young lass gets on her knees, whips out her large, pendulous breasts and starts wolfing down. When he moves her up onto the desk, we get a look at her body. It is mostly covered with her clothes, but you can see that she is very chubby, from her big tits to her plump, shaved pussy. In between positions, she sucks his cock again, keeping it wet to do deep duty in her twat. Give her points for taking deep fuck and a nice facial, but Alyiah needs some energy even more than she needs some sit-ups.

Turd makes Kalee jump around and dance, shaking her big ass. Brian Surewood comes in, screams at Turd and shows him to treat a lady. Kalee may have some junk in the trunk, but this girl has a very pretty face and one of the best looking pussies I have ever seen. After Brian licks that pretty beaver, Kalee starts working on his big cock. This young girl shows nice enthusiasm while sucking off this total stranger. Her long pictails are also quite fetching with her head moving that fast. When she gets on top to start fucking we don't see Kalee at her best. That big ass is just a bit too big for her otherwise petite frame. Not bad, but it's certainly not her best side. Reverse cowgirl is better because it shows off her face and that gorgeous pussy. After some heard doggy, she holds her studded tongue out and tries to get his load. (Though Brian leaves most of it in his own fist.)

When Turd tries to get some 'acting' out of Lexus, she can't handle her single word line. This is just an excuse to throw in some Turd humor. We end up with Rod Fontana, in a construction helmet, feather boa and bathrobe, shoving his dick into her hungry mouth. Rod has a very thick cock, so give Lexus credit for taking it well between her parted lips. After getting it good and juiced up, she hops up on to him and shows off some really fantastic tits. The harder she rides, the better her rack looks. I like the energy and the eye candy in this scene as Rod drops everything he's got into this little blonde. When she rolls onto her back, Lexus hooks her feet over his shoulders for some hot looking, deep pounding action. As a capper, she takes a nice facial, showing great promise.

Katie Morgan is a girl I really like and she dives right into her scene with no hesitation. (She doesn't even take the time to take the gum out of her mouth before sucking dick.) Great eye contact and a lot of hand and tongue action as she bathes his prick with her mouth. Her tits are just big enough for some tit fucking. (Natural, but with a dark tat) After getting her full of dick, Katie shows off her pussy and lets him juice her up for some dick in the bush. When he fucks her from behind, we see that Katie has a big, soft ass that just begs to be spanked. Instead of spanking her, he just slam fucks that cute little slit. Great energy from this curvy blonde as she rides and writhes on dick like a blonde worm on a big hook. He tries to spray her face, but ends up shooting on her shoulders forcing Katie to suck the last few drops out on her own.

Turd is busy spraying down Summer Lynn in a kiddie pool while Brian Surewood waits to fuck her silly. Sexy Summer looks like a nearly cherry cheerleader with the pigtails and braces, but she is all slut and proud of it. Turd keeps spraying her down while she seems to try and choke herself on Brian's dick. After the long blowjob, he bends her over and finds that tight young pussy just right. She's really loud as she fucks and looks pretty fucking spectacular in RCA. Nice strong legs are one thing, but those tits are going to win Summer more than her share of fans. All that's left is a big load for her face and after Summer takes that, she cleans up his cock like a cum hungry little slut.

So, how bad an idea is Turd Ferguson? Not bad enough to make the movie unwatchable. In fact, if you like shit jokes and toilet humor, you might even laugh. (Then again, if you think that most people in porn are what Turd dresses as, you can consider it high brow humor disguised as toilet jokes.) As with any porn, the key is the women and most of them are pretty decent. Summer is quite the little slut who should be watched closely. I always like watching Katie and some of the other young blondes show great potential as well. Without the ped/pred set ups, we have just Turn's antics then the fucking of the new girls. Simple, but more often than not, effective.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 11/1/06