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Angela Baron, Krista Lane, Erica Boyer, Megan Daniels, Alisia Monet, Lisa Carrington, Eric Rome, Andre Carter, Eddie Mars, Tom Byron, Randy West, Billy Dee.
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Satire & Spoofs
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90 min.
7/15/2002
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Robofox Movie
Robofox Description:
Robofox is also available in VHS
TRADE-IN
Adult Video News Rating -- AAAA
| Mister Hyde's Movie Review (1) |
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Starring: Angela Baron Good Krista Lane Excellent Erica Boyer Okay Lissa Knight(Kendal Marx) Outstanding Randy West Good Tom Byron Good Billy Dee Good Eric Rome Standard Shot on video but good sets (Bar/Hospital/Porno Theater), typical music (bad), cheesy optical effects POV shots of the "Robot", other silly special effects, decent script. Robofox's costume was lame and the acting varies greatly depending on the performer. High Overall Kendal Marx/Tom Byron Outstanding, The Best Krita Lane/Billy Dee Excellent, Very hot Angela Baron/Theater Patron Okay Krista Lane/Erica Boyer Excellent, Hot Angela Baron/Tom Byron Okay Angela Baron/Tony Rome Standard Krista Lane/Randy West Good A down to earth portrayal of what used to be called a 'One Night Stand' is the first sex scene, which also the BEST! Slightly naive Darcy (Kendal Marx) believes she has fallen in love with Tom Byron and so gives him her all: emotionally, spiritually and emotionally. Because this sequence doesn't hold any of the fake trappings of today's lunatic gonzo porn- this steams oup into a truly HOT scene! Kendal Marx isn't a drop dead gorgeous blue eyed blonde haired little minx like Ginger Lynn, so she comes across as a regular down to earth lass that nay regular Joe Schmuck might be fortunate enough to get lucky with in a club. Her clothes aren't flashy and she even wears a scarf! As she shyly underdresses in front of Byron and then removes her blue panties for him to go down on her (And she's not even shaved! How's that for dating a movie?) - if the viewer isn't ready to erupt - he's either dead fromt he waist down or been watching WAY too much porn! During a nice drawn out scene of some outstanding pussyeating (Director Paul Thomas treats us to Kendal's wonderful - because they are obviously genuine and not phonily 'acted' - facial reactions and it is VERY CLEAR that the lady is extremely please with what Mr. Byron is doing with his tongue) Miss Marx lovingly strokes Tom Byron's cock while languidly enjoying his oral ministrations. The expression on Kendal Marx's face is sublime. Eventually they slip into a 69 with Miss Marx on top of Mr Byron. Miss Marx's oral talents, while not spectacular, are enthusiastic enough to get the veteran rod hard as a steel pipe and raring to go when this small breasted little sweet delight mounts and rides him - again, in obvious, unsimulated complete joy. She even gives him a long lingering kiss! Something rarely seen then or now. Tom Byron throws the lovely lady into a spoon position and judging by her soft moans and sighs, her wet lips and rolling eyes - it was easy for htis viewer to surmise as to what Kendall Marx's favorite position exactly was! Finally Byron does Marx doggie style. For each forward thrust on Byron's part Kendall Marx backed up on him three times - she ends up fucking him; this lady really likes dick! Finally, after sparying his hose all over Kendal's back Tom Byron shines the little sweetheart off - This character (Sam_ sin't just a bastard, he's an idiot! However, even porn is occasionally capableof having a moral universe so he will get his comeuppance later. After Kendal Marx is mangled by a car running her down - a man-hating Mad Doctor (Doctor Emily Moses) played by Krista Lane - one of the BEST actresses in porn, reconstructs "Darcy" into plastic blue-eyed, blonde-haired, silicon implanted uber-frau- Angela Baron - a porn "star" of the nineties if there ever was one; soulless and robotic. Hospital oderly Billy Dee gets carried away with the sponge bath he's administering to Darcy (now the "ROBOFOX") and when Krista Lane catches him she points to her crotch. Within seconds the orderly is happily slurping and lapping away. This is the second scene where director Paul Thomas treats the audience to some oustanding pussy-eating. Billy Dee then mounts Krista Lane on her examination table and finally recieves an awesome Krita Lane Blowjob from the lady herself just as Robofox awakens. After Billy Dee gies Krista Lane a Pearl Necklace, Krista Lane has the newly christened "Angela" strangle Billy Dee. Randy West as another Doctor (Krista Lane's supervisor) gives Angela Baron a 'medical examination' that left this viewer cold, but considering the fact that after Doc West examines her oral thermometer and declares that the Robofox has NO temperature perhaps that was the INTENT of the filmakers! The next sex scene takes place when Angela escapes Doctor Emily Moses, goes into a porno theater and seduces one of the patrons. Angela of course is one of those rare porno performers like Regan Star, Blondie Bee and Chrissy Ann who possesses an asthetically glawless perfect pussy. So when the Theather Patron tongues her ideal snatch, said snatch is admittedly a beautiful thing to behold. Nevertheless the Stepford Slut goes through all of the moves with zero emotion until she jacks the guy off and then spreads man-goo on his own face (this is the horrible fate awaiting all who have sex with Robofox)!!! Soon after, the story is back in the Bar where Darcy (Kendal Marx) was burned by Sam (Tom Byron). This is where Sam gets his comeuppance. Robofox draga him into the bathroom, blows him while throttling him, forces him to eat her beautiful pussy (a good sequence) and then straddles him and bounces off his dick! This isn't as hot as it sound unless you're into a woman raping a man for Sam has a look of terror on his face throughout the whole fuck! Finally Robofox gives Tom Byron his own Whack Attack and then smears then contents of his pearly tribute into his face: BIZARRE! At the same time there's a hot lezzie scene between Krista Lane and Erica Boyer. While Erica is publicly dancing Krista picks up on her and right there in front of all the other patrons - the ladies undress each other! Soon Krista has Erica on the bar and eats her out so well (Krista Lane, hands down, possesses the greatest oral talents in this movie) that Ms Boyer breaks out into a hot sweat and has an authentic orgams in front of everyone else at the bar! Erica then returns the favor to Krista, by first licking her and then fucking her with her left nipple!! Finally she finger fucks Krista with Three fingers and Krista Lane happily climaxes. I'm usually not into lesbo scenes but these ladies were definitely into each other and it was damn good! Angela the Robofox is no sooner finished with Mr Byron then she's throwing Eric Rome on the bar's pool table, squatting over his face and forcing him to eat her perfect gynoid pussy. There may be worse consequences to suffer! The Robotrix then gives Rome a blowjob and when he comes in her hand out little German Fembot rubs his semen into his face. The scene fades out in screaming. Meanwhile Doctor Moses and her boss Randy West are getting naked with each other on his desk. He removes Krista Lane's black g-string, takes a strong whiff of it and then licks, sucks and tongues the "Doctor's lovely pussy for a full two or three minutes! She reciprocates the favor by once again giving her patented ball-blowing, ball licking, mind numbingly incredible blow jobs. Finally "Doc" West does "Doc" Lane from behind and creams over her lovely bottom as the Bionic Bitch herself: Angela Baron, walks in. The movie ends on this note with: To Be Continued. " OKaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. . . . All of the women (except for the Phoney Fembot star) in this film genuinely LOVED sex. None of the women had fake siliconed tits, were tatooed or pierced. There was an incredible amount of cunningilus in this movie and Krista Lane should open up a Blow Job Academy for Young Ladies because she could write a book on how to give great head. The BEST thing about this movie was the competent acting and sexual performances of Kendal Marx (Lissa Bright). Kendal Marx had only ONE scene! The ending was too abrupt - now I've got to track down ROBOFOX 2: The Collector. Interesting script (good take-off on Robocop with Darcy being Murphy and Angela being Robocop), good use of locations, competent acting, beautiful women (Angela's pussy, Krista's rack and EVERYTHING about Kendal), real sex all add up to a 7 for me. If Kendal Marx had more scenes it would have earned a higher rating. The sounds of Kendal Marx's moans alone were enough to send me into paradise.
Posted By Mister Hyde, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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