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Nooner Movie
Nooner Description:
Nooner is also available in VHS
TRADE-IN
Adult Video News Rating -- AAA
| Diggler's Movie Review (1) |
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Starring: Greg Derek, Sheena Horne, Keisha, Ebony Ayes, Nina Hartley, Randy West, Tom Byron. It starts off kind of lame, with a fantasy sequence between Scott Irish an Keisha that is poorly filmed and even more poorly lit. The hard red lighting makes the whole thing look kind of blown out in a modern television. This is only after we sit through the opening title animation, which is a far cry from anything you are likely to see from a modern day film sequence. Thankfully, after the opening scene, it moves to something that is a little more reminiscent of the 20th century, that hot lighting and big hair styles on an office set, typical of what you would expect from a movie that was shot in 198The totally homo mustaches on every male cast member give it away. Watch this one after catching an episode of I Love the 80's. For a back in the day video, there are actually some pretty hot sessions going on here. Once we get passed the warm opening sequence with Keisha and Irish, we move to a pretty nice session with Tom Byron and Sheena Horn. She certainly doesn't look her best here, and the lighting doesn't do much to flatter her lighter skin, but there is something about this little half(?)Asian that sets my cock aflame. Could it be that masterful BJ she gives to Tom B? Yeah. The only thing better is her great cowgirl skills, followed up by a finishing hand and mouth combination that ends up with Tom's man juice on her pretty little mug. That's one way to get ahead in the world( no pun intended). Next up is a little more interracial, this time featuring huge titted Ebony Ayes, and the tiny Ms. Horne. Talk about a contrast! It doesn't generate much heat, but those of you out there who have always fantasized about Robin from the Howard Stern show might enjoy this big black honey. Ayes moves into the next scene with Randy West and Greg Derek. She gets into some oral and doggie fingercuffs, before Nina Hartley stumbles in on them. Totally turned on, she joins in, showcasing her pro skills for Derek, before jerking the always lame West off into what could've been a facial. Unable to handle it all, Derek shoots a load on Hartley's fantastic derriere. Next up, we get West and Hartley one on one. I couldn't get into Nina for the longest time. Her face looks too much like Dr. Joyce Brothers. However, her tight, toned body is amazing, and her oral skills are absolutely top notch. She gives West a supercharged BJ, climbs on top for some hot cowgirl action, then finishes him in her mouth with an equally impressive face f**k. Wow, what a session!!! If you've still got any juice left, there is one final scene, again with Scott Irish and Keisha. In some ways, this one is almost worse than the opener, but at least it's lit a little better. He tit fucked her with a shot on her mellons in the first scene, but comes on her foot in this one. While Keisha's body is showcased a little better this time around, the scene is pretty lame, especially in contrast to the volcanic session we just got previously from Nina Hartley. The Sheena\Tom Byron scene was good, but the Nina\Randy West scene was hot. Now I know why this lady is considered a porn legend. If she could start a school on how to give a good solid session of loving and facial finishes, she would be a millionare. I always rate higher for facials, but I also like the fact that this film had a nice rainbow coalition of women; white, black, asian and hispanic. The other scenes were just kind of filler. And what is up with Keisha? She gets a lot of pub, but to me, she is just a more ethnic version of Christy Canyon; full bodied,nice real tits, but not too much else. Boring oral, decent sex, and cum dodging all the way around. For an old school flick, it's pretty good. While the Keisha scenes aren't terrible, they aren't up to par with the other scenes I mentioned. Overall, good for your wood. I would give it a 7.
Posted By Diggler, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Nooner DVD
Custodian Of Records Nooner DVD (U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Nooner DVD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Nooner DVD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Nooner DVD or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Nooner DVD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Nooner DVD label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: Video-X-Pix, 54 Street, New York, NY 10019. AVC hereby certifies that Nooner DVD Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Nooner DVD may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Nooner DVD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Nooner DVD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Nooner DVD Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Nooner DVD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Nooner DVD label appears are archived for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: Video-X-Pix, 54 Street, New York, NY 10019. AVC hereby certifies for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. that Nooner DVD Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Excalibur Ent. Inc. may here upon rely.
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