"It's not enough that porn queens these days have a shelf life of 6 weeks, but do they all have tits that resemble passenger side air bags? Even if they don't start out that way by the time they've made two movies they've discarded their familiar 34-B's for a set-up that looks like a panty hose full of pumpkins. Not every guy in America falls down drooling over water ballons with incision scars.
"Don't you guys think you could give us some real women once in a while?
"Concerned Consumer
"Dear Concerned:
"This tape is for you and for every man who feels that women with small breasts are perfect the way nature made them...for every man knows in his heart that the hottest, horniest women in the world have small tits and are proud of them. Enjoy!"
