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Roger's Movie Review After a whole month of squirt videos from Elegant Angel, I'm finally ready to move away from that fetish and on to something else. I suppose Face Blasters could be another title for a wet series, but instead it's an oral-oriented line with cute babes getting hot man cream all over their faces. I've never seen a movie directed by Juan Cuba, so we'll have to see if his experience in front of the camera translates to success behind it. He has a good collection of girls here and that is always a nice place to start. The guys aren't exactly household names, and that can create problems. In the end though, with enough ED meds, hot girls and a good director, we can get strokebable porn with just about any group of guys. I'll probably have to eat those words now that I typed them. The wrong group of guys can totally fuck up a movie, but I am hopefully that that won't be the case this time. Hot rookie Courtney Cummz leads off the movie by talking to us about sucking cock while smoking a cig. She promises to drool everywhere and make her eyes water. True to her word she slobbers all over Brandon Iron's cock and makes herself gag on it. That leaves me cold as usual, but when she isn't gagging, Courtney does a pretty good job of sucking cock and jerking that big stick into her mouth. She stands up and beds over, giving a shot of her ass as she continues to orally please Brandon. The focus stays mostly on her mouth and this is a solid scene with lots gagging for those who enjoy that. I'd probably love this scene without that crap, but even with it, it's not horrible. She even does some heel grabbing to give us no-hands head action. Her reward for such hard work is a nice big load all over her face. I haven't seen Carmen Sancha before, but she's got a cute face and a nice little body. (A bit on the thin side, but not bad at all.) She talks to Juan about being bored and needing something to play with. There are two guys on hand to make sure she enough meat to play with. Though the tease was pretty good, the transition is pretty clumsy and breaks a good rhythm. Squatting between the two moderately sized guys, she easily slides her lips to the base of each cock without any help. There is a lot of between the legs footage and that is just horrible. Too much chin and man ass, not to mention hanging ball sacks. The shots of her face are pretty good because Carmen is cute, but too much man sack just kind of ruins this double blowjob. When the guys try to fuck her face there just isn't much heat, but when Carmen does the balls-deep stuff herself she is able to make things hot. After an average blowjob, she gets two big loads on her face to add some points to the total. Though I've only seen Alicia Alighatti a few times, I have enjoyed her in just about everything I've picked up. Her tease is pretty good as she crawls through the house looking for cock and sucking on dildos whenever she finds them. Eventually that leads her to the real thing and she couldn't be happier. Easily swallowing the cock in front of her, Alicia is allowed to suck without a lot of forced gagging. That changes as the scene progresses, so the heat level actually declines bottoming out during a long shot between the guy's legs that shows us nothing but his ass and balls. Cap that off with stupid duck noises and we have gone from hot to ice cold and useless. What a total let down this one is. The facial is good and Alicia is still one of my favorite new cuties, but the action just doesn't work. Tiffany Rayne is the cover girl for this movie and she looks fucking awesome in her pink bikini. She talks about wanting to suck a lot of dick and then does a bit of teasing with her perfect little body. They start her out slowly, working just one cock with her pretty mouth. Though her hair keeps falling in her face, this pretty young thing delivers a pretty great blowjob. It's amazing how hot oral sex can be when it is about pleasure and not side show noises. Moving on to the next dick, she can't wait to take them both at once. They get on either side of her pretty face, smack her with hard dick and let the little prom queen do her thing. Her cute face is just perfect for two big loads of cream. I've only seen her in action twice, but I've already got her penciled in for a good shot at top rookie honors. Hillary Scott is another girl who is new enough to be a rookie, but established enough to have plenty of fans. She struts up to a front door and as soon as the guy answers, drops to her knees to start sucking. Hillary is totally cute, but is one of the biggest quackers in all of porn. It doesn't matter who does this, it just isn't sexy. It's comical at best and wood killing at worst. Hopefully she will stop it at some point, because she is too sexy to loose half her audience with something that D-girls have to do in order to get noticed. He hangs her upside down for 69 if you watch this scene with the sound down, it's fucking great. Hillary's enthusiasm and great face make for a beautiful sight and watching her finger her pussy only adds to the visual appeal of this scene. If you love the gagging and quacking then you will cream yourself three times. If you're not into the freakshow shit, then just hit mute because this girl is way too hot to miss out on. For the finale, Juan has sexy little Kat looking for her friend in a big house. She finally finds Haley with her mouth around some dick. Naturally she sits a few feet away rubbing her pussy until she is asked to join in. The girls pass his cock back and forth, trying to shove it all the way down. Kat is tough to beat in scenes like this because she is so willing to get down and suck balls when she isn't working the meat. The action isn't so good later in the scene when the action is shot from below and the guy starts grabbing Kat's head to make sure she takes it all. The shared facial shot saves things a bit right at the end as the girls swap jizz and smile. Copyright © Roger T. Pipe Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 11/1/06