Miles' Rating:

Starring: Paul Thomas and Richard Pacheco are high-flying space jockeys who, after a heated threeway with Robin Cannes, agree to act as her crew as he ventures to Tyros to find her sister Laurie Smith.

Director Bob Vosse does a solid job recreating the look of those cheesy "Star Wars" rip-offs from the early '80s. And he does a fairly decent job satiring that whole era of space junk food. This is about as lavish as porn got back then.

If you are (or were) a sci-fi fanatic who fantasized about boning space chicks in shining latex, this is your film. During their journey, Thomas and Pacheco dabble in space vixens like Mariko, Mai Lin, and conclude it all in the obgliatory orgy. There's even a nice helping of futuristic girl-girl.

Though the plot offers little that will surprise, the sex makes up for it. And I can't say enough about the pecker-less evildoer who collects sexy sirens for his mental masturbation. He's a hilarious concoction.

So many modern porn epics have borrowed the sci-fi themes elemental here that, after the work of Michael Ninn, this may disappoint.

An 8. While what's out today is better, this remains a fairly hot curio piece.

Posted By Miles, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM