StoneCold_007's Rating:

Starring: You'll either love or hate it. This spoof of Agatha Christie movies (not books) includes everthing from the all-star cast to the "then there were none" ending that no one will care about. But it's got something Agatha's films didn't: A food orgy and Jamie Gillis humping a chicken. . . make that a dead chicken.

Top notch from beginning to end. It's evident much money and work went into this one.

After the dinner party, there won't be a dry crotch in the house. But it begins earlier, with Ginger Lynn's non-stop assault on Harry Reems' boner. They are our guides to an island paradise where they've been invited for a weekend of fun and games. And after meeting the other guests, including Richard Pacheco, Paul Thomas, Lisa DeLeeuw, Janey Robbins, Amber Lynn, and Eric Edwards, Ginger and Harry can't wait to indulge.

Without a doubt the high point is dinner, where the girls arrive half-dressed, and the guys can barely conceal their erections. Lubed in gravey and grease, the gang-bang is explosive. That's when they learn there's a price to pay for their nastiness. As they pair off for more humping, the bodies start dropping.

No matter how well-written it is, you don't care who's killing who, only who's screwing who.

A 9 for the raunch, the game cast, and dinner. Yum.

Posted By StoneCold_007, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM