It's time for another new line of videos from the folks at Kick Ass Pictures. They must really like chicks doing high kicks because the same folks who brought us Grrl Power have now put their name on Kung Fu Girls. Using the same quick cut edit style and high energy opening sequence that we're used to in the other lines, we get a whole new crop of girls combining karate and hot sex. Hey, throw in beer and monster trucks and you cover just about every male in North America. With Slain Wayne at the helm and David Aaron Clark involved, I'm sure we're going to see something a little different along with the action we expect.

Clark plays Chow Down Soon, the proprietor of a kung-fu studio. It looks like all he's really got going is a hidden camera that broadcasts to a pay site. Across town Jade-Blue and Brian Surewood have some sort of grudge fuck thing going on. Jade is a heavily tatted Asian girl with a lithe body and blue hair. He eats her for a short while and then she uses her mouth to help apply a condom to his dong. She's not a bad little cock sucker, but seems to enjoy riding cock a lot more. Her cute little butt bounces up and down in his lap. Brian bends her over, slamming into Jade's slit from behind while holding her arms back. This chick is very flexible and quite the little acrobat. All that hard fucking brings a huge load out of Brian's dong and all over her face. Once the fucking is over, she takes the sword and runs off.

We find out from Clark that the sword is one of four powerful swords. If all four are together at once, the world will end. Naturally, he has the last of the sword and sends his three students out to save the world. They seek to infiltrate Jade's ninja headquarters and find it pretty easy. Sunrise Adams poses as a sexy pool girl and quickly has one of the ninja dudes by the short ones. He likes what she can do with her mouth and takes the cute blonde inside where he can enjoy all of her fresh flesh. Sunrise keeps right on sucking like the cock starved babe that she is. When he's good and ready, the guy (Brick Majors) slips his cock into the shaved slit that waits between her parted thighs. He pounds away and we get some nice tight shots as well as an over the shoulder angle taht shows off her pert boobies. She gets up on top and does a great job squat fucking his prick until he's ready to stroke himself to climax in her open mouth.

Sunrise gets caught, but in another room Alaina is posing as a plumber, complete with crack shots as she checks the pipes. Eventually, she starts working on his big tool with her mouth. Alaina is a pretty average looking girl with very pointy tits. When she is done sucking, he stands her up, bends her over and fucks her hairless twat. There is decent energy in this scene, but this chick just doesn't do anything for me personally.

The story goes through a strange phase that includes Clark getting blown by an Asian chick. After she takes a fake facial, the chick turns him over to Jade who kicks his ass in a quick martial arts scene. The other Kung Fu girl, Sienna, was posing as a maid and takes on two ninjas. This scene isn't very well lit, but the action is pretty decent, especially the two cock blowjob she gives. The guys take turns battering her pussy and Sienna matches them stroke for stroke. They even find their way up her ass with no problem. When the guys start DP'ing Sienna, the camera stays very tight on her double plugged holes. This scene is hotter than the last one, but not quite as hot as the Sunrise romp.

Moving on, we get Brandi Lyons as the long lost daughter Clark and Jade had years ago. She is a princess, but one of her ninja bodyguards is in love with her. It's Brandi's real life man who is scary enough to drive away just about anyone, but Brandi happily sucks his staff. Brandi has pretty eyes and looks really good sucking cock. She pulls her legs way back to let him fuck her hard. They have great energy in this scene and Brandi is very vocal as she gets pounded from behind. For the anal, she rolls over and takes a very deep, hard piledriver until her ass gapes.

Well this wasn't at all what I was expecting. I was thinking I was going to be watching Grrl Power, but I got something more like Super Quick. As suck, we got a bit of a story, a silly one but a story nonetheless. What I liked about the movie was some of the humor and the way Jade handled the martial arts part of the movie. She's also qutie an explosive little fuck doll who turns in a good scene. Sunrise Adams also rocks the screen with a very hot performance. Beyond that, the girls are pretty average and that's where the movie sort of slows down. A tighter story with better lookig girls are needed if Kung Fu 2 is going to work better than this one.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 11/1/06