What is it about Alice in Wonderland story and porn? There have been a number of X Rated adaptations of the story, including at least three in the last few years. This effort, from New Sensations, stars Allysin Chaynes as the lost Alice who opens the movie by falling through an open hole in the sidewalk. What she finds at the bottom of the hole is a colorful world of perverted misfits who all seem to talk in rhyme. Maybe that's part of the Alice appeal. It allows porn script writers to do cute little dialog and try to come up with clever rhymes for various body parts. It also allows set designers to go crazy and create a world straight out of Pee Wee Herman's X rated nightmares.

When Alice lands in Labiland, she finds Shanna McCullough and Breena, a pair of amorous chicks who speak in rhyme. She just wants to get away, but is blocked by invisible walls as the two girls kiss and turn their affections on each other. Both women are dressed in checkered dresses that could be wardrobe from old 80's music videos. There is some decent heat generated here, but what really catches my eye is how crisp the picture is an how great the sets look.

Randy Spears plays the rabbit who takes Alice to meet the Queen. Ava Vincent is the queen and is having fun overplaying her dialog. Apparently Alice is stuck here until she has uncovered all of her sexual desires. As quickly as they came, the queen and her court depart, leaving Alice alone to fall asleep with her head in an oversized teacup. When she wakes up, a cat with a pompadour tells Alice that she needs to live out her fantasies in order to get home. Apparently she has a thing for sucking off a cat who looks like Elvis so that's just what she does. Allysin is cute as always and does a nice job of making him rise. Now bent over the table and wearing just her knee highs, Alice takes dick and seems to like it. Most of the action takes place with her bent over on her knees on top of the table during a very well shot doggy segment. Showing off her new tits when she's riding and then takes a big load on her belly.

Moving on, Alice stops in an odd little garden where dildos come out of the ground and hand from trees. She finds one she likes, gives it a taste and then starts fucking her pussy with it. After getting nice and worked up, she gets up and moves on. Hey, this is a sexy little solo scene, but it still leaves her lost. Not to worry, the queen comes back to reiterate that Alice needs more sex before she goes home. The next task is for Alice to fuck the queen and her two guards, Lee Stone and Dillon Day. Taking on Lee's big cock would appear to be too much for a tiny thing like Allysin, but she proves to be up to the task and then some. She gets both guys ready then locks up with a 69 with Vincent as the guys pound away on their pussies. Watching Allysin stuffed with Lee's cock is bound to put some spring into your step and Vincent turns in a fairly hot fuck as well. The guys pull out and shoot loads onto Allysin's butt and Ava's belly.

Moving to the next random scene of oddity, we get Evan Stone in all green watering Bridgette Kerkove. All that care and watering has certainly made her tits grow. They are spilling out of her bikini as she takes Evan's cock from his body suit and starts sucking it. With Alice watching, they find a place at the edge of the pond and start fucking. With all the oddity going on, this random scene shows of some more interesting costume design and brings us the first anal scene, but that's about it. Well, at the end of the scene Bridgette dies and that takes us to the final phase of the story.

Alice is on trail for killing the nymph. She is found guilty, but you know that everything has a happy ending. Alice is allowed to leave after passing the test, but has one more cock to suck. After all of his stuttering dialog, Spears finally gets to have his dick inside of tight little Alice. She strokes his cock gently, teasing it with the tip of her tongue before mounting. Again we get Allysin in her knee high, riding hard with a cock in her pussy. Randy fucks like the rabbit he's playing, pounding into her from behind. After taking a huge load on her face, Alice is made queen. This gives her a final monologue before the closing credits roll.

We've seen a number of Alice porn movies and this one gives us pretty much the same things that the others have. The art direction is really good and combined with the high DVD picture quality, gives us plenty to look at. Allysin Chains does a pretty good job with the quirky dialog. She also gives a pretty hot couple of scenes. Sadly, her energy isn't passed on to many of the other women in the cast. Too much flash and not enough heat turns this into a nice looking movie with not enough hot sex for its own good.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 11/1/06

The D-Man's Rating:

Starring: Well-well, an x-rated version of Alice in Wonderland. Our story begins with Alice (Allysin Chaynes) falling through a hole in the sidewalk and into a bizzaro world of lust. She's greeted by Twaddle-Me (Shanna McCullough) and Fiddle-Yu (Breena). Alice elects to abstain from their girl-girl frolicking. But after meeting the Rabbit (Randy Spears), she appears before the Queen (the wonderful Ava Vincent). Although Alice is having trouble getting her bearings, it doesn't stop her from doing Jacker Cat (Kevin Cosler). Allysin looks good in her first scene, with a hint of more to follow.

After her romp with Jacker Cat, Alice somehow ends up in grove/garden full of dildos, and she just has to try one out. During Alice's "self-help session", Wanda Curtis briefly appears. Soon thereafter, Alice learns from the Queen that the key to survival/escape is complete sexual abandon. Alice accepts, and we now have a foursome with Alice, the Queen and her two royal guards (Lee Stone and Dillon). Ava turns in a solid performance (as expected) but the attention is definitely on Allysin.

Afterward, Alice continues her journey and stumbles upon Catamaran (Evan Stone) about to enjoy the amorous attention of a water nymph (Bridgette Kerkove). Bridgette twists and turns, and soon enough, Bridgette is getting her backdoor crammed. (While Alice watches). Sadly, Alice makes a bad boo-boo, and ends up on trial. But after a futile escape attempt, Alice ends submitting to her sexual fate, much to the Rabbit's delight. (And the viewer's too).

) For the most part, the sound and camera work were on the mark. (Except for the repeat loops). It was a decent attempt at faithfully telling a well-known story (although the dialougue was a bit quirky at times). Good boxcover.

For the most part, the sound and camera work were on the mark. (Except for the repeat loops). It was a decent attempt at faithfully telling a well-known story (although the dialogue was a bit quirky at times. ) Good boxcover.

Fairly good, about a 7. 5 out of 10.

Allysin Chaynes, quite the hottie, in three sex scenes. (Not counting her solo effort). Seeing Bridgette in action also helped things along.

During the second sex scene (Allysin's first scene) there was a fair amount of looping (repeat footage). Seeing the same exact angles and reactions I just saw a minute ago is a just irksome. (I guess that's how you stretch a ten minute scene into a fifteen minute scene). But that stopped by the middle of the movie.

A decent effort to put an erotic spin on a tried and true classic. I would give it a 7. 5 out of 10.

Posted By The D-Man, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM

Miles' Rating:

Starring: Jim Enright delivers another adult version of a popular childrens tale, this time a hardcore "Alice in Wonderland," with Allysin Chaynes as the lead. After falling through an open grate on a sidewalk, Chaynes finds herself facing strange characters who demand she experience her sexual fantasies. Randy Spears does a solid take-off on the white rabbit (called Jabbit), Breena and hard-working Shanna McCullough do a lesbo Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum renamed Twaddle-Me and Finger-You, Kevin Colser is the Jacker Cat and Ava Vincent scores as the Queen.

Enright drenches the video in vibrant colors and the costuming and make-up are superb, particularly Spears' makeup as the hare.

But the sex is surprisingly standard. Once the ploting stops and the characters begin sucking and fucking, the video turns static. The lesbo scene between Shanna and Breena runs along and barely builds. Even the final twosome between Allysin and Spears takes a familiar track. Things pick up somewhat when Evan Stone, as a frog, pops water nymph Bridgette Kerkove's ass. But it comes late in the video.

Ava Vincent generates the most heat as the bitch queen who leads a solid foursome with Chaynes, Dillon Day and Lee Stone. Vincent is the most believable of the crew and delivers the most exciting sex on scene.

Though "Alice in Wonderland" gives Enright much material with which to work, "Wonderland" plays like a rehash of Greg Dark's fiery "Devil in Miss Jones" epics. There, all the character had a nasty edginess. Here, Allysin Chaynes just walks through her role. Even when fucking she seems bored. Her line-readings are just as flat.

A A great premise that only partially succeeds.

Posted By Miles, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM