Dr. Perv.'s Rating:

Starring: Gina Ryder, Sabrina Johnson, Billy Glide, John Decker, Aspen Brock, Tylene Tan, Temple, Antonella, Maya Devine, Evan Stone, Eric Masterson, Chris Cannon

This movie appears to have been made by someone who cared about how it looked. It was, for the most part, photographed very nicely in forgiving soft focus, showing the performers to their best advantage.
The only complaint that I have about the Photography was in the first scene. Sometimes, while the couple is having sex, too much light washes out the confluence of their genitals. I could not help wondering if it was meant to be an effect (Memo to the director: if it was, knock it off.
On the plus side, the lighting in the last scene was interesting. While it was mostly lit in red, there was some white light being reflected off the stainless steel oven (it took place in a household kitchen. I thought that was a nice touch.
They also borrowed a couple of over-rated over-priced cars; a Maserati and an older Rolls Royce. The Rolls was badly in need of brake pads and some exhaust work.

Actually, my usual bitching aside, not too bad. If you like nice, gentle, straight sex with reasonably pretty people, you could do worse. You could probably show this one to girlfriend. But for a grizzled, jaded, old raincoater like me it was only so-so. It neede to be a little nastier.

There were a couple of fairly attractive second tier girls in this production. Several of them have nice, natural, if small, breasts. That was quite refreshing. I like a big rack of hooters as much as the next guy, but I wish more of the women in porn would leave well enough alone.
Speaking of nice racks; the girl in the second scene has a nice pair. She is a cute blonde who seemed to enjoy herself. This couple first engages in intercourse in sitting-up reverse-cowgirl position. While they were doing it, she gyrated her hips in a way that reminded me of Ona Zee. Very erotic (in my mind, anyway). During this part of their scene, the blonde also seemed to insert her finger into her pussy while her partners cock was inside her. I had never seen that done before. I had to wonder what it felt like.
This scene also renders the best pop-shot of the movie. The guy only manages one actual "shot" that winds up on her left cheekbone. Of course, it's always nice to see Jeanna Fine give a little of her great looking deep-throat.
The last scene starts with a brunette who also has nice, medium-sized breasts and a great ass. She starts off in a see-through one-piece dress that really shows her off. They engage in a modified missionary position; while she lay on her back atop a table and her partner stood up, she put her calves on either side of his neck. That was nice.
I also liked that this tape lives within it's limitations. They pretend to a little bit of a plot in the form of a voice-over/narration just before each scene. And get this; the woman doing it can actually say dialogue! Much better than a bunch of porn "talent" standing around (ahem) muffing lines.
I'm sorry that I can't tell you the names of any of the girls in relation to their scenes. I am more familiar with the older and the more mainstream performers. Which brings me to:

I can't tell you who did what to whom. That is because (here comes one of my pet peeves) The credits, such as they are, don't tell you who each girl is. They just show you a list of names. Not good enough. What do these people's managers do for their ten percent?
That there was only one scene with any anal disappointed me. Even though this video is not sold or promoted as an anal flick, there is usually more ass-play in videos without big-name girls. I guess I'm spoiled (and anal is my thing). It eventually becomes a DP but we don't (pet peeve time, again) get to see the initial anal insertion. I want to see the girl strain when she first takes it in the butt. And the only scene with anal is also the only scene that has condoms. I have said it before, and I will say it again, I have to use condoms. That's reality. Porn is about fantasy. The appropriate tests exist. Use them. Then loose the rubbers.
The music, while interesting, frequently takes over and drowns out the sounds of the performers. Most of the time, the performer's sounds, what there are of them, are dubbed in. Sometimes they are dubbed well, and some times, not well. And at still other times, not at all. This problem gets progressively worse as the tape goes on. I, personally, like to hear the sounds people make during sex. There is a general lack of good cum shots in this vid. Most of these guys are dribblers. I already mentioned the best shot on this tape, and it was pretty mediocre.
The requisite girl/girl scene was present. That isn't the part I didn't like. While I am not into G/G, what I didn't like was that the girls didn't seem into it, either.
They start off as a twosome, and are eventually joined by a third girl (who's face we never see). The closer of the scene is the three girls each getting themselves off. Yawn. If you're asking yourself why I watched, it's because I wanted to write a complete review. (The things I do for my fellow smut hounds).

I would give it 6 points. Not quite 2nd place material, but a solid 3rd place

Posted By Dr. Perv., www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM