Roger's Rating:

The strange saga of Turd Ferguson continues in this latest installment of Young Muff from Armageddon. The huge piece of shit has apparently now mastered directing smut and has turned his attention to music. He rolls up with his entourage like he owns the place. With this fame comes the adoration of women all across the globe and I think we're going to spend a lot of time watching these cuties try to get close to Turd. Hey, it may be a stupid premise, but nothing is quite as sexy as a young girl willing to do anything to get closer to her favorite pop star.

The first such young thing is Bisexual Britini. This little blonde is pretty tatted up, but has a tight body and looks good in that little blue dress. Since Turd doesn't seem to have a dick, he turns the little groupie over to Brian Surewood who has Britini working his cock to fill mast before you can say Teen Choice Awards. Her mouth has him hard in no time and we get to see just what a good little cock sucker Britini really is. I love the way she rubs her pussy while giving head. This has her good and wet when it's time to start riding Brian's cock. Britini has a tight pussy, flat tummy and nice little boobs. She quickly moves to anal, using her thighs to slide up and down, stroking his cock with her ass. Brian bends her over and really abuses those cheeks, fucking her until she gapes, then watching as Brit licks his cock clean. If you like petite little things to get super nasty, then you may have found your new poster girl. After about a dozen A2Ms, she finally opens wide for a big load of cum on her face. This is a very sexy, very filthy girl.

Ashley Sage wants to be in Turd's new video. I guess he needs more than just cute girls in plaid, so he insists that she dance for him. After the fake rap goes on for a bit too long, Turd passes out and Ashley has to win over Surewood and Rod Fontana. No dancing required now because this babe is willing to get down and earn her job the old fashioned way. This is another nice looking petite little thing who gives the guys a wide eyed look as she tries to swallow their rods. Far from being intimidated by these big cocks, Ashley lets Rod slam fuck her from behind while Brian keeps pumping her pretty face. Before they swap places, the guys strip her of all her knee highs so we get a really good look at her young, natural figure. She looks really good on her back with those legs spread so that Rod can have his way with her pussy. Her pretty face gets decorated with two thick loads of man broth and Ashley takes it all in stride.

While Turd relaxes in his pool, he has Brian bring him another young fan named Elegance. After she cares of the Turd with some gentle stroking, Elegance goes inside to do Brian. This girl is young, but not nearly as cute as the first two. On the other hand, she is willing to give Brian her pussy and it's a very hot looking little box. She sucks his cock with her eyes closed and even the lighting seems a bit off. This is the worst scene in the movie in terms of the girl, the technical quality and the energy. If you happen to need a break, now would be a good time to take it.

Turd's whole posse gets together to play cards, you know that the two chicks are in for trouble. Serena Marcus and Gia play with Surewood, Fontana and Mr. Pete. As the game progresses the girls lose their clothes and then decide to pay their debts with pussy. Gia is the cuter girl here with some nice tits and smooth, pale skin. Serena does a pretty job of sucking dick and isn't the kind of girl you would kick out of bed for eating crackers. Since there are three guys, they take turns double teaming one girl while doing the other one on one. Nice energy from both girls. They aren't as cute as the first two and there are some slight lighting issues here as well, but the sex is pretty hot. There is a nice shot of them riding cock side by side, almost like they are competing with each other. After a lot of pussy fucking, the guys start shooting, first one load on Gia's face, then a shared pop and finally one that gets mostly all over Serena's chin.

The whole Turd Ferguson story line is either interesting or a total waste of time depending on your point of view. I still think it's kind of funny, especially since they are playing it into the Armageddon/Extreme wrestling thing. Even if you really hate the angle, two of the four sex scenes are pretty good. Britini is quite a little slut and is carving out a niche for herself in the Tammi Ann/Katie Gold mold. Ashley is a tad skinny, but very sexy and gives a great scene. The last two scenes are a step down, but still have their moments. Young Muff is what it is, an oddball little movie that is mostly sex and at least half good.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM