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No Man's Land 18 Movie
No Man's Land 18 Description:
TRADE-IN
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| The Philogynist's Movie Review (1) |
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Starring: Jordan Lee, Stephanie Swift, Roxanne Hall, Alexandra Silk, Alyssa Love, Jade Diamond and Bridgette Monroe.
The story is about how the lives of strangers can randomly intersect. The sex is fun, but no memorable. Lots of oral, a ton of vagina close-ups and a bit too much focus in the way of toys.
Directing is a plus, the script is okay and the camera work is smooth.
The movie stats out with physical therapist Jordan attending Stephanie, who is confined to a wheelchair. Political correctness be damned, I don't want to see a porn stalet having sex being restricted from the waist down. I look forward to seeing those beautiful, feminine lower limbs in motion. If you are going to have a chairbound performer, I would have chosen someone other than Stephanie Swift. Why is it she always looks 100 times better on the box cover? I know the meticulous effort involved with make-up, hairstyle, lighting, etc. are responsible, but damn it, retain something! Please, Steph, you're killing me! (my ranting is over. ) When Roxanne and Alex do the deed, it's at poolside and the ladies really delve into their exploratory natures. This is an early appearance for Ms. Silk and she's at her most alluring. The Jordan Lee and Alyssa Love duo is also a highlight. A lot of close-ups of the action.
Roxanne and Alex together. Alyssa and Jordan. The near Dickensian plotline was a noble effort but the loosely based connections that tie the film together is an uneven success. Still, I liked the attempt.
Stepahie's scenes. The pairing of an avid fan being taken advantage of by her rock star idol had potential, but never came to fruition. And four of the surviving five characters end up with happy foreseeable futures, except Roxanne. She gets shafted. (Figuratively, in case you're wondering. )
A good entry that's definitley nothing special. I rate it a 5 (If you're a fan of fake handicapped sex, and 8. A 9 if you're the American judge.
Posted By The Philogynist, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For No Man's Land 18 DVD
Custodian Of Records No Man's Land 18 DVD
(U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of No Man's Land 18 DVD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in No Man's Land 18 DVD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in No Man's Land 18 DVD or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of No Man's Land 18 DVD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this No Man's Land 18 DVD label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: C.S. Mann, Custodian of Records, Video Team, 1115 Vanowen St., North Hollywood, CA, 91605. Video Team hereby certifies that No Man's Land 18 DVD Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of No Man's Land 18 DVD may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of No Man's Land 18 DVD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in No Man's Land 18 DVD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in No Man's Land 18 DVD Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of No Man's Land 18 DVD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this No Man's Land 18 DVD label appears are archived for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: C.S. Mann, Custodian of Records, Video Team, 1115 Vanowen St., North Hollywood, CA, 91605. Video Team hereby certifies for and on behalf of Excalibur Ent. Inc. that No Man's Land 18 DVD Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Excalibur Ent. Inc. may here upon rely.
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