California Cocksuckers DVD - Welcome to the Blew Lagoon
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Oh yeah, all oral movies. After years of wondering to myself and occasionally to others why there weren't more tapes dedicated solely to gorgeous babes slurping sperm guppies, blowjob vids have suddenly become all the rage. This one has some clever copy on the back of the box, telling us how each of the ten babes lost her oral virginity. While it's clearly about as real as professional wrestling, I have to admit, it worked for me. (Yeah, like I'm the only who read the box and got a stiffie thinking about Johnnie Black sucking off her prom date.)
Since there are ten scenes and since people have been saying I have been way to bitter of late, I am going to save everyone the trouble of discussing the first scene. Suffice it to say it stars Inari Vachs. Not only do I not see the appeal this woman seems to have, (Yes, she is pretty, but nothing special) I also wanted to puke from all the spit dripping off her chin and the guy's unit. Messy is one thing, but this is a downright ugly scene.
Taylor Moore, on the other hand is one highly underrated porn slut. This woman has one of those 'fuck me till I scream' looks in her eyes that makes any blowjob seem like an event. Of course the fact that she can swallow Buck Adams like he's Ed Powers is a pretty good sign that this dirty blonde is as talented as she is sexy. In fact, she is so good, she makes short work of Buck, gulping his goo before I can even finish praising her slurping style.
By now, everyone should know what a total hottie Johnnie Black is. She can fuck with the best of them, but here is called on to suck Dave Hardman's rod. A challenging task for some perhaps, but not for Ms. Black. She goes right after his cock and looks dazzling while doing so. A few lame slow motion editing tricks get in the way for a bit, but basically we get to watch Johnnie chow down on choad in between spouting some very sexy dialog. What I can't figure out is why Dave has such a tough time keeping hard, even as he dribbles a rather weak shot into her open mouth. If you can't do the job, step aside, let one of the millions of fans give Ms. Black a shot.
Shay Sweet comes into the room in her sexy bikini with a surprise in store for her sleeping boyfriend. No wood problems here. His cock is throbbing in her hot little mouth in no time. Shay just keeps getting better and better looking. The way she stares up into the camera while stroking his shaft with her fingers, damn, if that don't send a shiver up the old spine. Killer facial caps this scene off in fine style.
Sexy talking Sabrina Johnson is up next. This woman has a voice that is an instant hardon. I honestly think if she just held my dick in her palm and talked to me, I'd give her a massive facial inside of five minutes. (And would happily put that theory to the test if she'd give me the chance.) With plenty of eye contact, no hands action and her patented soft, sexy talk, this blowjob is award winning material for sure. (Hey JJ, tell me that didn't feel like freaking Heaven.) By the time she turns to the camera, licking her cum streaked lips, I fully expect that many of you have already blasted your own protein pudding. Now go wash up will you.
Gwen Summers takes the more direct approach. She comes in, asks her guy if he wants a blowjob and gets right to work stretching her lips around his rising pole. Now, that's what I call love and devotion. She's not in Sabrina's class yet, but you can see the seeds of talent in this young cocksucker. Her pretty face is a great start, and coupled with the fact that is looks like she loves getting her partner off with her mouth is a bonus that just can't be measured by current technology. She slowly licks every drop of cum from his cock and even from her fingers. Look for Gwen to be one of the best rookies of 98 before the year is over.
Another white hot newcomer is Gina Ryder. This dark haried beauty is on fire from the moment she takes center screen. She attacks cock like it's the only thing she's had to eat in months, and that makes for one very suckjob. (Again, the slo-mo fucks with the pace. Knock it off will ya?) Never do anything to get in the way of what can only described as a work of art blowjob. Good thing the facial saves the scene. Great raw material, but overdone editing really brings this one down.
Blonde Kelsey Heart uses her mouth for sexy talk nearly as well as she does for hose hoarding. Her big sunglasses are an interesting touch, but I love the phone sex operator chit chat while she gives a great handjob. Not a lot of eye contact of course, but damn fine technique all the same. Kelsey gets super high marks for her sexy talk and even higher marks for taking a nice load right on her pretty face.
Speaking of hot talkers, Tracy Love borders on excessive the way she purrs and prances around feeling herself up. There can be no doubt that this is a woman dying to get fucked. She too, dons sunglasses as she sucks and begs for cum. I am so glad to see Tracy back in porn. She is dirty, sexy, natural and a whole slew of other really cool things I would mention if I weren't so busy watching her work that dick into her hot mouth. Personally, I would recommend watching her suck cock over reading this review, but that would be self defeating and we all know how freaking in love with myself I am these days. So, stay here, let me dazzle you for a while, then go watch Tracy. (Besides, you're probably still sore from spanking it over Sabrina and Shay.) Tracy puts the glasses up on her forehead and really gets down to the serious shit, staring up into her man's eyes and letting him know all she really wants is a thick load to chew on. That is exactly what she gets and Tracy is a cum gobbling slut to the very end.
Lastly, we get brunette Gina Rome. First thing I noticed on Gina was how badly she needs to take her big paycheck and get some dental work done. She's a pretty good looking woman, but in an oral tape, those choppers are a bit distracting. However, it is not Gina's fault this scene really fails. Once again, the editor must have gotten bored and decided it was time to go black and white on us. Just about the time things start to get good, this terrible mistake kicks in and the scene has to start over at square one. That's a lot for Gina to overcome, and in spite a pretty decent effort, she can't pull this one out.
There is a whole lot more good in this video that bad. Sabrina Johnson, Shay Sweet and Tracy Love come to mind quickly. All three of these women are outstanding in their scenes and love to have their pretty faces painted with hot, sticky cum. The action is really well captured, I just wish someone would put a tighter leash on the editor. Slow motion and overdone effects are cool when you're fucking around on the board, but when it comes down to the final cut of a video, it's a great way to blow things. (Ohhh Rog, come on. Blow things in an all oral tape?)
Copyright © Roger T. Pipe |
Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 12/11/06
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| Mother Load's Movie Review (1) |
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Starring: Shay Sweet, Tracy Love, Johnnie Black, Inari Vachs, Sabrina Johnson, Taylor Moore, Gina Rome, other women, and a bunch of dorks. All of the women, except for Inari Vachs' gross gagging and spit show did excellent. The dorks that belonged to the dorks couldn't perform at all.
Very low budget and cheap looking.
Low. This guys middle-aged guys could hardly stay hard, much less produce an adequate pop shot. It was pathetic, like watching Jamie Gillis in his later years. When Sabrina Johnson was talking dirty to the camera, you couldn't hear her over the strained breathing of the fat guy she was blowing. Inari Vach should learn that the gagging sound and vomit like spit she produces are not a turn on.
Shay Sweet. She is a sweetie.
The useless slow-motion shots, the bad sound, and the lousy cum shots. Black could suck the chrome off a corvette, but the best her guy could do was a little dibble of spooge on her lip. Only Shay Sweet gets the facial she deserves. Some of the women even looked a little annoyed that these guys were going soft on them. Any healthy young stud would be blowing two or three loads over these women.
I'm taping Three's Company reruns over this now.
Posted By Mother Load, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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