Robert Hampton's Rating:

Starring: This was done by a bunch of guys trying to be "players" or "baller". . . along the lines of Jay-Z's Rocafella crew or Busta Rhymes Flipmode Squad. They had one guy "narrating" and a bunch of other random guys chilling. The girls. . . well, they aren't anything to remember.

If "ghetto" was what they wanted then they definitely achieved their goal. This had the "guy-talking-from-behind-the-camera" shot and not plot, no script. Basically picture you and a couple of guys getting a couple hookers and videotaping it all. . . that's about it.

The first chick is a bit thick, and not in that "damn" she's nice" thick either. You almost never hear any sounds till the last scene where the girl being "done" is a porno-star/actress (go figure). One chick looks kinda nice. . . there is this one scene where the guys does a 180 degree turn, with a condom on, while not pulling out, I thought that was amazing. Then the one froggy-style shot, I had never heard of, but was cool.

There was this position, the guy is going doggystyle while standing on his head, that was ridiculous, I haven't laughed that hard in awhile.

Very few sounds of girls enjoying themselves which I think is crucial to a good film.

2, if you want something truly ghetto then "holla at that piece playa" if not, don't even waste your time looking at the cover.

Posted By Robert Hampton, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM