Kazmeyer's Rating:

Starring: Right off the bat, we come to my first major gripe with this video. It's a pro/am (leaning heavily toward the am, as I barely recognized the guys) and THEY DIDN'T BOTHER IDENTIFYING ANYONE. No real names, no fake names, not even any credits. That's one of the biggest no-nos for me,ESPECIALLY in these kind of vids. Because if you see someone you like, you have no idea who the hell they are. Gripe over, at least for now.
The basic theme of this video is (surprise) guys hiring black hookers. First of all, we have a scene where the male lead invites two young ladies (Passion and Treasure) into his hotel room for a 3-way. Both girls are young, trim, and decent looking. The sex is pretty predictable, and (gripe #2) long and repetitive. There isn't a whole lot of heat in thisscene, whether by chance or design.
About half an hour later, we get to the next scene, where two guys are out cruising for some street action. They pick a girl, and after some witty (read: hopeless) conversation they cutto the hotel room. This scene might tittilate fans of women with large posteriors, but it did absolutely nothing for me. She is manhandled by three guys in sequence and never seems to change her facial expression.
Next, we get a scene with "Rica" and "Tasty". God, who picked these? Rica isn't bad looking, but Tasty is one of the least attractive women I've seen in a video. And according to Murphy's Law #4 of porn, the least attractive girl in the 3-way gets the most attention. Rica pretty much stays out of it, playing with herself and watching the almost mechanical sex. Gah.
After this, we get to watch a tall, slim and actually decent looking girl get done by a cheap Snoop Doggy Dogg look- alike. I'm not kidding. The sex here isn't too bad, and the unnamed girl actually seems to be into it. She even takes a weak facial.
Next, we have an absolutely gorgeous young thing named Giovanni (I think, hard to hear). Young, well-built, with a slightly Indian cast to her features. Finally, I start to get optimistic. But then another one of those Murphy's Laws rears its ugly head. She's the cutest girl in the entire video and ALL SHE DOES IS A SOLO SCENE. Charges the poor guy $500 just to watch, too. While it's a nice solo scene, I would have very much enjoyed seeing her do a lot more.
Finally, we have a scene with a good-looking girl with a ridiculous-looking blonde wig on. How ridiculous? From the back she looks like Savannah with a heavy tan. The sex here isn't bad, but it fails to save the video.

Not the best in the world. The editing is poor in places, and there were either some looped bits or they were justreally, really repetitive. The sets are hotel rooms, usually the same one. Nothing fancy here.

Blah. In most cases, the girls are as detached as the name of the video would lead you to expect. . . I don't know if that was supposed to happen or if they just got a batch of duds. The few good-looking girls turn in average performances at best.

Jake Steed's rap video/ad at the end. Completely surreal. I haven't chuckled that hard in a long time.

Damn near everything else.

This one gets a 3, and I'm being generous. Admittedly, interracial sex isn't my usual cup of tea but I can't find much redeeming value in this one at all. Sorry.

Posted By Kazmeyer, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM