Will Packwood's Rating:

Starring: Chloe, Julie Meadows, Tina Tyler, Nicole Sheridan, Gina, Ryder, Keri Windsor, Logan Labrent, Evan Stone, Mark Davis, Dillon Day, Randy Spears, Jean Luc, Goddard, Voodoo.

Typical shot on tape porno. For the most part it is well shot, but nothing to write home about. The special effects were more of a distraction than a compliment to the erotic value. On the other hand the story wasn't bad, for those of you who still like to see that type of thing.

Varies quite a bit from scene to scene.

As we begin, Chloe, who plays the star Monica English and narrates this flick, is sitting at her desk at work. She reveals she is 28, hates her job and is displeased with her romantic relationship as well. Her boss comes over to congratulate her for doing such a good job and starts rubbing her shoulders. While she tells the viewer that she despises him, when he starts to rub her tits she can't help herself and asks him if it is ok to suck his dong. He readily agrees to let her and she gives his short stubby prick an oral going over before he strips her naked, fingers her and fucks her. Chloe is not one of my favorite porn stars, but she isn't a bad actress and when the boss bangs her she acts and reacts like she is really enjoying it. They proceed through a number of sexual positions, before he deposits a sperm shower onto her lower back. Suddenly, she snaps back to reality and she realizes she imagined the entire affair.

Chloe goes home to find her unemployed boyfriend Joe, played by Evan Stone, on the couch with Allysha (maybe Tina Tyler?), the big titted upstairs neighbor. While Chloe takes a shower, Joe helps himself to a sexual romp with their neighbor. This is a so-so coupling, she has a big, but decent body but the cum scene is rather mundane - an upper chest shot, with no oral clean up. By the time Chloe walks back into the room they're done.

When Chloe goes to sleep that night we share her dream with her. She's standing naked in a room with flashing red and blue special effect lights and steam, when Gina Ryder and Keri Windsor show up. They want to show her why everyone in their building calls them whores, so they take turns sucking Randy Spear's well traveled cock and licking his balls. This scene, in my opinion would have been much hotter without the constant steam and red lights. Both of these girls know how to suck sausage and both are attractive, the special effect lighting here was a distraction. Randy eventually bonks Gina from behind over a steam pipe as Keri licks her tits. Gina's got a great little body on her, but the lighting doesn't really do her justice in this scene. Then Randy gives Keri a pud pounding. Keri is hot too - too bad she looks like a red negative half of the time here. Then Randy does a reverse cowgirl with Gina while Keri licks his balls. Hot action, even with the constant distraction of the special effect lighting. Periodically, Keri lubes his condom covered cock with her mouth until finally, he cums on the girls' tits. A good scene with a rather disappointing finish, in that neither of the girls took a facial. To their credit, the girls do clean off his spent tie-rod with their lips.

Back at the office Chloe comes across her boss's video camera and low and behold he's left a tape in it of him and Julie Meadows banging on a rooftop. Julie doesn't appeal to me all that much, but the set-up here isn't bad and she does a good job with the boss on a rooftop picnic table. Once again the money shot is a chest icing for Julie. Good set up, so-so erotic action.

Back to "reality" (sort of) and the other secretary in the office walks in on Chloe. I'm not sure who she is, but she's pale as a ghost and has a flabby stomach - not the stuff that sexual fantasy is made of. In this scene, she plays a sort of dominatrix who smacks Chloe's ass makes Chloe lick her twat and then inserts a black rubber dildo in her crack. This chick is not very appealing naked, I almost wish she would have kept her clothes on. But Chloe again acts as if she's into the action which makes this scene watchable - if you have a lot of extra time on your hands.

As Chloe sits alone in the office, in comes Nicole Sheridan and her husband - they are the Willis'. They want a check back they gave her boss, but he's not in. So Chloe says they can wait for him or Nicole can blow and fuck her hubby and she'll give them the check back. Of course this is porno, so you know the choice they make. Nicole's pretty, has a good body, makes good eye contact during this oral session and she looks extremely good with a cock in her mouth. She blows him, he eats her hairless quim and he pops her pussy with his condom covered prick. The script here apparently calls for him to cum on her chest, which he does, but this guy has an extraordinary amount of pressure in his fire hose and it's all she can do to avoid having any of the six or seven strong bursts of jism hit her in the kisser. This would have been a great scene if Nicole had taken this frosty blast on her beautiful face. As it is, it wasn't bad, it's just that this could have been one of the best scenes Nicole ever did and it missed the mark. This is, unfortunately, a trend that runs throughout this entire video. Too bad.

In the last scene, Chloe goes home and fucks two guys (one of them being Mark Davis)in front of her pig boyfriend Joe. Enthusiastic performance on her part as she not only takes it orally and vaginally, she also take the two condom covered pricks, one at a time of course,up the anal whazoo. Again the cum scenes are uninspired and unspectacular.

Chloe's back at work and we find out that everything that happened during the entire film was imagined or "Unreal. " Not exactly "The Sixth Sense," but in porndom, not the worst plot I've ever seen.

Two scenes stood out. The one with Gina Ryder and Keri Windsor double teaming Randy Spears was well done and hot. It could have been better without the stupid special effect red lighting and a double facial, but it was good. The other scene I liked was with Nicole Sheridan. All three of these girls are hot and I enjoyed watching them work.

Tha lack of inspiration on the part of the director or the girls with the money shots. There wasn't one good facial in the entire flick. While the guy who performed with Nicole delivered a monster sized load, most of it went over her shoulder and landed on the floor behind her - very disappointing.

The scene I liked least was between Chloe and the other secretary - Chloe is only mildly attractive to me and the other girl just isn't in the same league as the other female performers here.

Nearly all of the scene in this feature are good and a couple are potential scorchers. Some of these scenes could have been some top shelf, first rate porn, but either the director or the actresses here pulled the erotic plug, so to speak, on this feature by having all of the cum shots fall harmlessly on backs or upper chests of the girls. With that complaint in mind, I enjoyed watching most of the scenes. "Unreal" had a story to it, which women who view porn seem to like, and most of the actresses did a good job. It's definitely worth a look - I'd give it an 7. 5

Posted By Will Packwood, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM