Miles' Rating:

Starring: You never expect anything too hard-edged from Toni English, so this stuff aimed at the couples market never really disappoints. A lightweight farce of sorts, it features Tony Tedeschi and Melissa Hill (the title character) as a horny couple who continually cross paths until finally cumming together at the clamax. The pair is surrounded by porn regular like TT Boy, Tom Byron, Felecia, Debi Diamond, Marc Wallice, Bobby Vitale and Nicole Lace who fill out the running by swapping bodily fluids.

Most of the scenes are throwaways that pad out the production until Melissa and Tony bang. But they do raise the temperature. The problem? They never fit snuggly into the plot.

Some of the girls, particularly Nicole Lace and Melissa, have an edgy quality that makes them perfect for a video that at its heart is about the male pursuit of women.

The video opens with a solid foursome where Nicole proves awesome prey for Vitale and Wallice. And the ending works. After 90 minutes, there is something satisfying when Tony and Melissa finally hook up. Other decent twosomes: Debi Diamon getting nailed by TT Boy is a sleazy bathroom, and Steve Drake dining on Melissa's goodies.

The raincoaters will not be happy.

But as steamy light fluff, English delivers a 7.

Posted By Miles, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM