Mayhem has been so pleased with the work Aurora Snow has done behind the camera that they have turned this line over to another performer turned first-time director. Ariana Jollee is not quite as established as Aurora was when she started directing, but she has a great following thanks to her memorable scenes. The concept behind this movie is that Ariana will teach other girls how to fuck on camera and take it up the ass. It's a great idea, but most of the girls in this movie don't need to learn how to do that any more than I need to learn how to overuse obscure pop culture references. I wonder if Ariana remembers calling me two years ago (While hanging out with Chico Wang of course) to tell me that she wanted to suck my dick. Hmmmm, still waiting.

Ariana is willing to help new girls learn how to be a dirty-talking slut just like her. Staci Thorn is the first student and she is dressed for the role. As her teacher gets undressed to take on two guys, the blonde sits there in her plaid skirt with her hair in pigtails looking cute as can be. The first guy steps up and he actually isn't throbbing hard from the first second. (When is the last time you saw that?) Since he isn't even stiff, she easily stuffs it all in her mouth and makes those lovely gagging sounds that seem to be popular. As both dicks grow between her lips, she has to work hard to take them deep. They stand her up and bend her over so that both her pussy and her mouth are at the perfect level to service cock. Both holes provide plenty of lubricant for their dicks and she is able to slide down on one dick with her wet slit. They are easily able to fill her ass and twat at the same time. Ariana could certainly teach a class on DP and she displays her skills for her pupil. I like Staci a lot already, but if she can learn to take this much dick with this much energy then she will have quite a career. They reward her work and finish the scene with a couple of loads of hot cum that cover her face and tongue quite nicely.

Staci is ready to put the lesson to good use. Rick Masters joins Staci and Ariana and he can hardly wait to get his tongue buried in the blonde's sweet little hole. I don't think anyone needed to tell Staci how to suck cock and watching her make short work of Rick's unit kind of backs up that point. It isn't a long blowjob, but she gets him hard and ready to fuck that pussy. Ariana provides the hot talk as Staci just lies back and gets fucked hard enough to make her natural tits shake invitingly on her chest. We get some intense strap on action as Ariana takes her turn between Staci's legs. Everyone gets a bit anal when Staci goes from RCA into some A2M as Rick licks Ariana's expert anal opening. Staci is great at anal and even Ariana seems impressed. While waiting for Rick to lose his load, Staci gets hit in the face with a sticky stream from Ariana's pussy. She follows that up with a more traditional facial from Rick's dick.

Tyla Wynn is already a great slut, but the pigtails help make her a little bit innocent. I wouldn't say she is quite as slutty as Ariana yet, but she is already on the fast track in that direction. Two dicks aren't too much for Tyla, but they certainly keep her busy. From the start Tyla takes it well, but once the guys settle in and focus on her ass things really leap forward. RCA works well for her and when she dismounts it slide right down her throat. Double-teaming her hard, the guys DP Tyla as Ariana screams out orders. Her yelling gets to be a bit much, but it's still a thousand times hotter than hearing a guy doing the talking. I don't know who taught this girl to DP, but someone got to her long before Ariana and she is already an expert at being poked in both holes at once. They spray her face with hot cream and she takes it in a way that even Ariana would be proud of.

OK I knew the first two girls in the flick, but Candi Apple is a new one for me. She's a cute girl with a real-chick look about her. After a short interview, Alex Sanders comes in and starts licking her feet. I guess they decided to take it easy on her let her start with a training penis. (Back away from the keyboards people, it was a fucking joke.) The girls both take their clothes off slowly as Alex gets blown by Candi. She still looks really sweet and you can see some serious beauty there as well. Candi actually reminds me a little bit of a young Briana Banks without the eating-disorder figure. The blowjob is going well, but Alex decides he needs to try to fuck her face until she gags. Without his help she is able to take it all the way to the root anyway, so why bother with this shit? From there they do a bit of anal, some A2M and then Ariana gets into the act. Candi shoves a big dildo into her teacher's twat while Alex keeps pumping away. The girls get so into each other that Alex becomes sort of a prop in the background for much of the scene. Candi's pussy gets worked over with fingers, toys and a cock, but Ariana isn't about to let them get away without fucking her as well. Candi gets one more fuck in piledriver before Ariana helps milk a load of cum from Alex right onto her tongue. She holds it there for a bit and then swallows.

Tiffany is the last girl to sit in class with Ms. Jollee. She is a nice looking girl with braids, perky tits and a body that is about to be violated in all sorts of ways. Johnny Thrust jumps into bed and gives the young girl her final exam. Her outfit is a little odd, but before we can even ponder her fashion sense we are hit with a face fuck that sounds ugly and looks just as bad thanks to some camerawork that can only be described as perfect for chin fetishists. Johnny fucks her really hard and that leave her ass wide open for Ariana to strap one on and fuck the shit out of that second hole. The dirty talk here is really strong, but so is the action. They try replacing the strap-on with a ridiculously big black dildo that can't fit. Tiff shows great potential and no matter how hard Ariana fucks her, she keeps right on going. They eventually work into a position that allows Johnny to fuck Ariana in mish while Tiffany rides her strap on. This is some seriously fucking hot action and leads us to a big shot of cream that the two girls share happily.

The movie finishes off with Ariana grading the girls on a 3-star scale. (I think it's 3-star system.) She gives Staci perfect scores for everything but “taste.” (Ewww) Ariana is tough on Candi. If I were this harsh to any female performer I would get a slew of hate mail. Tyla scores really well, but Tiffany is clearly the favorite here.

There is a second disc for the bonus material and it's packed. We get trailers, interviews with Ariana, Staci and Tyla, BTS reel, biographies, three photo galleries and a popshot recap.

This is a pretty good movie with all of the stuff that seems to be popular with gonzo stuff these days. It isn't all stuff that I like, but I know that many of you dig the gagging and head grabbing. Ariana is a great teacher and she has picked a nice group of girls. We already know that Tyla and Staci are awesome so their scenes just prove something we're already well aware of. (Or should be.) Tiffany is Ariana's favorite and she does a pretty good job. Candi lost points from Ariana because she gagged a big and wasn't into the rough shit. I happened to like her a lot and hope to see a lot more from her soon. Ariana is a very popular performer and there is enough of her to keep those people happy. The rest of the girls turn in Jollee-esque performances so she is giving the people exactly what they want. So Ariana, about that phone call.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 11/3/06