The Hustler Barley Legal series is one of the highest quality, late teen themed video lines on the market. In terms of picture quality, sound and the attractiveness of the cast, few such movies can match BL. While eye candy is a huge part of porn, I have had trouble with this line in terms of sexual heat. Some of the girls are pretty, but dead fucks and even some of the camera work seems more for couples than for raincoaters. The other, more personal problem I have with the line is the inexplicable obsession with pissing. Nearly every scene starts out with a woman relieving her bladder. Maybe it's just me, but that shit just ain't sexy. On the other hand, I like the narration setting up each scene. It's like seeing letters to the editor acted out on screen.

Adriana drives her truck out into the middle of nowhere, takes off her top and pees. Fuck, I really hate this. Can't we keep water sports in fetish vids where they belong? After doing her business, she wanders down to the beach to watch the surfers. She finds a nice place to watch them while working her pussy over with her fingers. The story in the background only makes the sight of this hot chick getting off all the hotter. Voodoo and Joey Ray come by and catch the exotic little thing with two fingers deep in her pussy. The naughty after school slut gets right in between them and starts sucking. I love the beach side location as a backdrop and Adriana is a better than average rod gobbler. When they get tired of sharing her mouth, one of them goes down and starts munching her muffin while the other keeps fucking her face. Even with the surf crashing in the background, we get most of the original sounds here, with just some music in the background. After fucking for a while, Adriana mounts a cock with her ass and really pounds her hips down in some great RCA with a dick slapping her pretty face. Cute girls taking it in the ass is always nice, especially when the sex is well filmed. She doesn't stop there, letting the guys DP her tight holes really hard. Not bad for a first time chick who was just looking for a good bit of masturbation. When she takes back to back pops in her mouth I'm sure I won't be the only one comparing this to some of the best stuff Private has done. Get rid of the pissing and this is a totally hot scene from start to finish.

Katalin is a lonely Hungarian student who follows another exchange student, Sandy, home from school. These two are eye candy personified, so I don't mind so much that they are only going to do each other. Both girls have nice, natural tits, pretty face, long legs and super cute butts. Their veggie sex is pretty low energy, but it's well shot and fans of young, natural Euro-veggies will probably love it. (Sure, no pissing to ruin THIS one.)

Layla Jade plays a young waitress who is tired of taking shit from her pushy boss. She's got a real attitude and there it is, pissing. No fucking reason for it and it's in the middle of a non fetish tape. Again, get past that and we get Layla up on the counter showing her pussy to the customers. This gets her boss' attention and he quickly closes the place down so he could sample his randy little waitress. He's an older black guy who is happy to taste the sweet pie she's serving up. Moving onto her knees, Layla sticks her sweet ass high in the air and begs for some fingers in there. (Because she's never had anything in her ass before.) She certainly isn't a first timer when it comes to letting a big cock slide between her lips. He is big enough for her to use both hands when jerking him off, so she has to be careful squat fucking his big cock. Once they get started, she can take him all the way, waxing his pole with her pussy juice as she drops that pussy down on him. He fucks her good and hard, making her nearly lose control before ever getting to her tight ass. This is not her best anal scene, but Layla makes up for it by working a load of cum out of his cock and licking it all off the head. Another great scene from an incredible little slut.

Deanna is a young woman with a heavy southern accent. She is all excited about her trip to the doctor's office. Of course, this sets up an excuse for the peeing scene. Hey, it's a bone kill, but at least there is a reason for it in this one. (The chick in the scene doesn't have the accent that the narrator does.) She comes out and pretty much throws herself at the doc. He resists for a few seconds, then lets the young brunette suck his cock. (Actually, depending on the lighting, she could be either brunette or a redhead.) This girl has long, skinny legs and a very thin frame. She's cute, but not as attractive as the rest of the women in this movie. Deanna is also pretty quiet for a girl who was overcome with lust just a few minutes ago. Since she came there for the pill, the condom makes sense. (If someone is going to wear one, it should at least make sense.) Deanna is just a little too thin and un-energetic for my taste. Her pretty face does make a nice sperm target, but after watching Layla light it up, Deanna is a bit of a snooze. (A pretty, if way too thin snooze.)

When Jasmin (Jeannie Rivers) wants to know how her big sis makes all that spending cash, she follows her to a cheap motel. The next night, she intercepts the call and goes to meet the John herself. (Actually Jon in this case, as in Dough.) She is so nervous, she has to run in and take a leak. Lame peeing interlude over, she cant get down to business. Off come the clothes and check out that super fine body. Jeannie has a great ass and nice little boobs. The dim lighting of the cheap hotel room is very well done, but this is a body I want to see with no shadows at all. Jeannie gives a really nice, slow blowjob, carefully sucking Jon's cock with her pretty lips. He gives her a quick lick, but he's paying to fuck and that's what this little thing is going to do. With a body like this, she looks great from any angle, but the reverse cowgirl really shows off her legs and Jon pulls her thighs back for just a second. (more of that please.) After a solid fuck, this virginal little hooker learns the last trick of the night, how to take a nice big load of cum in her pretty mouth without even flinching. She even licks it up. I'll bet big sister was never this thorough.

Since I have mostly good things to say about this movie, let's get the not so good things out of the way right away. First, the pissing. It has to go. It makes no sense, adds nothing to the movie and takes away heat from an otherwise blistering flick. I'm all for yellow flicks, just keep them where they belong, out of straight fuck flicks. Two of the prettiest girls in the movie are wasted on an average veggie fuck and Deanna is a way too thin dead fuck who drags the sexual heat down with her scene. Now for the good stuff. Adriana's scene is fantastic. She looks great and takes a hard DP on the beach. The sex is incredibly well shot and the location is wonderful. Look for this one in a Best of BL somewhere down the road. Layla Jade looks awesome and handles that big, black cock perfectly. Another hot scene from this perfect slut. Jeannie Rivers plays a cute, first time whore very nicely. I love how this last scene is lit, proving that a well done scene can also be sexually hot. I like this movie a lot and people who like or don't mind the pissing will like it even more. Another very high quality movie from Hustler that doesn't cheat us on the strokeable action.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 11/1/06