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Starring: Cast: Brittany Blue, Madison, Taylor St. Claire, Misty, Sharon Wild, and Mina with Mario, Vince Voyeur, Bobby Vitale, Mark Davis, and Jean Luc

As per usual with Diabolic features, all of the girls are drop-dead gorgeous, but it is Hungarian import Mina who really steals the show. In my 2 years of watching porn, I have never. . . . EVER. . . . seen a girl put on such a display of debauchery and unload so much dirty talk upon her partners. I watched it for Taylor St. Claire's scene (Good scene), but remember it because of the flawless Mina.

It's Vince Voyeur back when he was at Diabolic. He's gone now, on his own at Red Light District Productions (?), but no matter where he goes you can tell it is a Vince Voyeur film. The scenes are shot inside, probably in the same house but in different rooms. The lighting is AVN caliber. . . perfection. You can hear the girls moan as if they were right next to ya'.

Scene 1: Sharon Wild (Gorgeous, big and naturally breasted blonde) with Mario and Mark Davis (scene lasts for about 25 minutes)

Before the scene, Sharon very enthusiastically informs us that she is 21 and that she is going to get two cocks up her pussy. After these, she lubes up both guys' cocks quite nicely. Mark lets her focus her oral talents solely on Mario while he 2 finger fucks her. Eventually, Mark starts banging her pussy in standing doggy style. Once the guys both get their turns in this position, they switch over to some nice sideways missionary. Surprisingly, they both then double penetrate her pussy. I expected this at scene's end and not the middle of it, but I'm not complaining, as she really loves having both guys in her pussy. With her mouth finally free, she moans erotically and pants stuff like, “2 cocks…fucking my pussy!” The guys aren't done with her yet though. They return to taking their turns on her pussy, this time in missionary. During this, as she is sucking Mark, he can't hold it in any longer and just cums right into her mouth. Jean Luc sees this and pulls out and quickly cums in her mouth also. Once she has both loads in her mouth, she spits it out on her chin. She then, with her mouth covered in cum, thanks us for watching lewd conduct.

Scene 2: Misty (Pretty, cross between blonde and brunette hair, smaller, natural tits, slightly heavier than the other girls…not fat at all though) with Mario (scene lasts for about 24 minutes)

Misty says that she is 25, from Los Angeles, and wants very much so to get her pussy fucked. Mario, fresh off fucking Sharon, is more than happy to take a turn at Misty. She gives him what is basically a rather ordinary blowjob, but the camera stays constantly fixed on her, as she is looking straight into it the whole time. Only one time does it pull away and that is to show that Mario is 2 finger fucking her. This makes it seem extremely hot. They do some 69 (only 69 on the tape) before they go at it in missionary. The second is cockhead touches her pussylips, Misty turns on her vocal chords and never turns them off. The harder he pounds her and the deeper he gets the sexier her facial expressions get and the louder she gets. He continues making her scream and moan in doggy style. She takes over and fucks his dick, sliding her pussy back and forth upon it, in cowgirl. This last bit is very nice and was enough to put Mario over the edge, as he shoots a bunch of cum directly into her mouth. He asks her what she has in her mouth and she says, “Mmmmm…. . cum. ” She doesn't have it there for long, as she spits most of it out so she can thank us for watching lewd conduct. As she says this, the camera follows the cum as it drips from her chin to her breasts to her thigh and onto the floor, where a small pool has all ready formed.

Scene 3: Taylor St. Claire (GORGEOUS, biggest tits in the whole video) with Bobby Vitale and Jean Luc (Scene lasts for about 20 minutes)

Taylor looks hot as ever, with her breasts peeking out from a tight, white shirt (which she never takes off) and her wet pussy showing underneath a skimpy schoolgirl skirt. She tells us her name, shows us her nice rack (they look bigger everytime I see them) and her wet pussy, and informs us that she is going to have 2 guys fuck her ass. She then reaches up to her left and right and pulls 2 cocks to her mouth. She gives them the Taylor-made treatment, with her usual lots of simultaneous sucking and jerking, with the occasional dirty talk when she has her mouth free, like blurting out, “I'm a big whore!” She actually deepthroats Jean (first guy I've seen her do that to since Cameron Steele 2 years ago) and gets Bobby deep down her throat, as the guys eventually start fucking her mouth. Bobby starts her off in doggy style, while she takes out her oral enjoyment on Jean's lucky cock. When Jean fucks her missionary, Bobby gets rough with her, slapping her several times and even spitting on her once. Whenever she starts moaning, he rams his dick down her throat. Taylor eats this up, as the more he does it, the louder she gets. She's moaning so much because Jean is really deep dicking her. After Taylor looks into the camera and says, “Fuck my ass!”, both guys get several turns at her ass in missionary. They go straight from her ass to her mouth and then back to her ass, giving her several ATMs (ass to mouth) here. Taylor even licks Bobby's ass somewhere in there. There is some great close-ups of the anal reaming, especially when Bobby deep dicks her ass. For some reason, Bobby ends the fucking by slipping into her pussy and finishing her off there. Bobby shoots a huge fucking load onto her face, half going into her mouth and the rest onto her face, some even into her right eye. This is actually the biggest facial of the movie. She uses her finger to scrape most of it into her mouth. Jean follows suit and cums directly into her mouth. Taylor swallows every lost drop of it all. After she waves goodbye, Vince tries to get her to say that she is a backwood whore, but instead she says, “You're a backwood whore!” Jean then slaps his dick onto her face as they fade out.

Scene 4: Madison (Gorgeous, brunette, natural tits) with Vince Voyeur (Scene lasts for about 22 minutes)

Madison is 20, from Sacramento, CA, and she came to LA to get fucked. She looks hot has hell in the beginning, with cotton white panties on, that say “Naughty!” on the front in pink. She actually leaves these on for a while. The word “naughty” is still visible when Vince pushes her panties aside and sucks away at her pussy and asshole. He steps back and has her spank herself for a while, which actually kind of turned me on. Vince temporarily foregoes the mandatory blowjob and really rams her pussy in doggy. He stops and has her lube up his cock, actually going straight from her pussy to her mouth. After she complies, he continues ramming her in missionary. During this, she lifts up her legs and holds them together, and it looks like that makes her tighter around Vince. They do both cowgirl and reverse cowgirl, with her bouncing up and down on his dick here. He eventually pulls out and cums pretty much entirely into her mouth. She seems to swallow most of it, as she thanks us for watching.

Scene 5: Brittany Blue (18 yrs. Old, gorgeous, brunette with natural tits) with Jean Luc (Scene lasts for about 24 minutes)

Brittany is a drop-dead gorgeous 18-year-oldbrunette, with perfect handful sized tits. She says she has lived in the Valley her whole life and that she loves nothing more than having a nice hard dick fuck her pink pussy. She then gives a very wet and energetic blowjob that is impressive for a girl (born in October of 1982) who should be a senior in high school right now. Jean returns her enthusiastic blowjob by 2 finger fucking her pussy and when he does so, you can actually hear her pussy juices hitting against his fingers. During this, she gets so turned on, she pulls her breasts up to her mouth and sucks on her own hard nipple. I wish there were more girls like this in my senior class, because she never stops moaning or blurting out sexy dirty talk while he fucks her in missionary and doggy style. She is either looking Jean in the eyes, at the action as she comments on how much she loves what he's doing or straight at us. Brittany's enthusiasm definitely rubs off on Jean, as he fucks her harder, deeper, and faster than he did Taylor earlier. By the time they switch to sideways missionary, Britt has had her fill all ready and constantly begs him to hurry up and cum in her mouth. She can't wait to taste his cum apparently. Jean absolutely drills her pussy here before he makes her extremely happy by shooting a huge load directly into her mouth. She spits some up and then sucks it back in and swallows all of it. Extremely hot and enthusiastic girl. Watch for her to make waves in born soon.

Scene 6: Mina (Big tits, gorgeous, SWEDISH BLONDE…. very whorish) with Bobby Vitale and Vince Voyeur (Scene lasts for about 23 minutes)

Ever hear about how Swedish girls are crazed nymphos? You know the gorgeous Swedish blonde girl who is crazy in bed? Well, that is what Mina is. She is gorgeous, with beautiful blonde hair, and two tits that look like Taylor St. Claire's rack's twins…although I suspect if Mina's are real. Anyway, she is 27, from Sweden, and is going to fuck what she calls “2 beautiful American boys. ” She sits between Bobby and Vince and jerks them off as she talks into the camera and tells us how much she loves American boys. Bobby shows her his American appreciation, by lifting up her leg and sneaking into her pussy. This brief bit of sideways missionary is all the arousement she needs, as she then slides down onto Vince's cock in reverse cowgirl. Vince really fucks her ass incredibly hard and she says that she actually cums during this. After this, Mina becomes the biggest whore I've ever seen in a porn scene. From here on out, she is constantly blurting very hot dirty talk. “Yes! Yes! Fuck me! I am your bitch! I am you whore!"” This sounds so fucking sexy with her accent. They start treating her like a whore in doggy style, with both of them walking circles around her, either stopping to fuck her ass or to get their dicks sucked. She really, really loves it when Vince trades off between fucking her ass and pussy, criss-crossing between the two several times. It is here where she tells them that she loves their dicks. She briefly licks both guys asses before getting double penetrated in reverse cowgirl. If it's possible, she gets even nastier here. She tells them that she absolutely lives to be fucked by 2 hard cocks. She says that is why she came to American, to be fucked by beautiful American boys and to be their bitch and whore. They turn the whore over and really fuck the shit out of her in a dp in cowgirl. Right as she comes to a very loud orgasm, the guys quickly get her on her knees and cum into her mouth individually. She swallows both loads completely.

It's staight up raincoater material done beautifully. It's not so much erotic as it is raw and hot. They get right to it and if you're into gonzo you'll love it.

Mina and Vince Voyeur's direction. I actually rented several movies after this one just to see Mina, but couldn't find a scene to compare to the one here.

I've seen Misty look much better. Plus, Taylor St. Claire has looked better. People always talk about her weight. Fuck that. She's flawless in that factor in my book. Here, however, her hair is all flat and she has a glazed, almost high look in her eyes. Her scene was great, sex wise. I just hate seeing her like that.

Rating: 8(out of 10)Taylor St. Claire's: 8(out of 10)
Title: Lewd Conduct #9
Company: Diabolic Video
Length: 2 hours and 20 minutes (140 minutes)
Production Date(s): 12-4-00
Release Date: 12-20-00
Review Date: 1-5-00

Director: Vince Voyeur

Comments: Not too long ago, I saw “Lewd Conduct #8” and I found it to be one of the best piece of shear hardcore porn I'd seen in the past year. So, naturally, I had high hopes for this one, especially since my favorite pornstar Taylor St. Claire was making her Diabolic debut here. While this tape isn't as good as its predecessor, it is another solid outing for Vince Voyeur. The premise of the movie is so simple. The girls look into the camera and tells their name, their age, where they're from, what they're about to do, and then they do it. All of the girls are gorgeous, although Misty didn't really do anything for me. Taylor, Brittany and Mina give great performances, with each of them getting real dirty with some cum swallowing and dirty talk. Surprisingly though, only Taylor and Mina take it in the ass, with Taylor getting 2 guys to fuck her ass and Mina getting dped. Sharon gets double penetrated in her pussy though. I would have loved to have seen Madison and Brittany take it up the ass, but I'm sure they will for another Vince Voyeur vid. There are no condoms worn at all and each girl actually takes the cum directly in their mouth, with around half of them swallowing it and the other spitting it out. The camera is always exactly where it needs to be and the lighting and sound is great, although it is hard to hear Bobby Vitale while he is talking shit on Taylor during their very nasty scene, which she seems to loves. You can never really go wrong with a Diabolic video, as they definitely know how to do porn. Also, look for Brittany (the boxcover girl) in anything else she does and also look for Mina, as her scene in this showed her to be a total whore, as she tells her boys to fuck her like a whore because she is their “bitch”.

Posted By Beavis, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM