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Dan the Man's Movie Review (1) Dan the Man's Rating:    Starring: Chasey Lain, Tera Hart, Tiffany Mynx, Julie Austin (NOT Ashton), Norma Jeane, Tom Byron, Peter North, Joey Silvera, Jonathan Morgan, TT Boy. Chasey's scenes are definitely on the tired side, but even though I'm biased I think she still turns out some hot stuff. Tiffany Mynx and Juli Austin are quite excited in their G-G-G scene, almost jittery, but they're supposedly high school girls so it makes sense! Tera Hart is EXTREMEMLY seductive in her role as Dracula's first decent lay and Norma Jeane bored the crap out of me, but she's still pretty hot (though not a Marilyn Monroe look-alike by any stretch of the imagination). The guys are actually pretty funny in this movie, with the exception of Jon Morgan, who I can never stand. The last scene, where Chasey takes on 3 (yes, 3!) is particularly funny, with Peter North, TT Boy and Tom Byron all playing jail inmates of various clashing ethnic backgrounds (apparently Tom actually speaks some french!). Another Wicked movie that looks like it was lit with one 20-watt GE lamp bulb. Why must their films always be so dark?? All the scenes are indoors too so that doesn't help. However, most of the time the darkness doesn't really get in the way of seeing anything. I almost felt bad for the camera guys in the G-G-G scene (Chasey, Tiff, Julie) because shooting a scene with 3 girls well is quite the daunting task, and they do a pretty good job but not phenomenal of capturing all the action. The sound lines up just fine throughout most of the movie. I have to admit I'm a sucker for genre-heavy sex scenes, and this movie is all about genre sex. It basically consists of Chasey talking about how boring the various types of films are, and how a little hardcore sex would spice em up-- then she or a female colleague proceeds to demonstrate in the movie in question. The scenes go like this: silent flapper movie, classic horror (Dracula), "Grease" (50's girls sleepover party), Film Noir (OK so they acutally back up for this one), and finally, cop flick. . . sort of. The scenes are all pretty convincing for their genre, for a porno, and that's what makes this movie worth coming back for. Between the sex, the costumes and Chasey's dirty little mind that apparently comes up with all this stuff, we get some hot sex. The attention to detail. For a porno shot on video, this movie was pretty elaborate, but nothing obnoxious. The scenes are all long with good setups and lots of believable sex. The women are all gorgeous too, which is not a likely occurance these days. Camera work coulda been more impressive, but no scene is without some seriously great shots. If you ask me, Chasey Lain on a bad day is still Chasey Lain. It helps that she's backed by a hot supporting cast, a good script and some high production standards. A little boring at times but still, a good solid 8. Posted By Dan the Man, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM